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13 Signs Your Co-Worker Might Be A Zombie

"Did a piece of your skin just fall off?!" You never know when you'll be working alongside a zombie, like in iZombie!

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1. They always look like they're rolling their eyes at you.

Could be a zombie, "I guess."
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Could be a zombie, "I guess."

2. They get disproportionately angry when you borrow their office supplies.

OK, definitely a red flag, but not a zombie per se.
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OK, definitely a red flag, but not a zombie per se.

3. For lunch, they bring a plastic container of brains that stinks up the whole office.

Brains are technically a delicacy but, yeah, definitely suspicious...
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Brains are technically a delicacy but, yeah, definitely suspicious...

4. They always seem hungover.

The droopy eyes, the sluggish behavior...inebriated or undead? Who knows?!
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The droopy eyes, the sluggish behavior...inebriated or undead? Who knows?!

5. And coffee never seems to help.

Seriously, who is immune to that much caffeine?! ONLY ZOMBIES.
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Seriously, who is immune to that much caffeine?! ONLY ZOMBIES.

6. They wear a lot of bronzer.

Like, a LOT. What are they covering up??
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Like, a LOT. What are they covering up??

7. And they're weirdly obsessed with tanning.

"Tanning? No, this is just my normal human flesh — I mean skin!"
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"Tanning? No, this is just my normal human flesh — I mean skin!"

8. They don't always know how to use human objects.

"No, Diana, that's a mouse pad, not a plate. DIANA, NO."
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"No, Diana, that's a mouse pad, not a plate. DIANA, NO."

9. Their watercooler talk leaves something to be desired.

It's mostly grunts and growls. (Also, they never drink water, what's up with that?!)
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It's mostly grunts and growls. (Also, they never drink water, what's up with that?!)

10. They suck the life out of every meeting.

...get it?
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...get it?

11. And they're always attacking you out of the blue!

Unprofessional? Yes. Zombie? Probably.
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Unprofessional? Yes. Zombie? Probably.

12. They never seem to indulge in donuts, birthday cake, or any office snacks!

No donuts? OK, that is not human.
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No donuts? OK, that is not human.

13. And on Halloween, their zombie costume just felt...right.

"Wow, that looks so natural on you..."
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"Wow, that looks so natural on you..."

The stakes are high when you're working alongside a zombie like Liz. Catch the entire first season of iZombie on Shomi!

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