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Which Of These Quotes Are Real Haikus From "Borderlands 2"?

Everyone's favorite ninja assassin, Zer0, is well-known for speaking in haikus. They can get pretty ridiculous, though... Can you identify which are the real haikus and which are the fakes?

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  1. Select the fake haiku:

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    What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
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    Stingy bug of fate / Have you met my flyswatter? / Death can be sudden.
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    I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
  2. Select the fake haiku:

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    Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
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    The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.
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    I am not tired / I simply enjoy saying / Poems that don't make sense.
  3. Select the fake haiku:

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    The only problem / With haikus is that you just / Get started and then...
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    Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
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    This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
  4. Select the fake haiku:

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    This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
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    I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.
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    A limp hand I hold / As the wind takes your last breath / The candle flickers.
  5. Select the fake haiku:

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    I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?
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    Here is a bad guy / I am going to kill him / Ah, such sweet revenge.
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    I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
  6. Select the fake haiku:

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    My raging bloodlust / Can never be sedated / Eternally starved.
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    Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die.
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    I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
  7. Select the fake haiku:

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    Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
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    We discuss the soul / Ponder death’s postlude, / Then choose the happy ending.
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    How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.
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