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Which Of These Quotes Are Real Haikus From "Borderlands 2"?

Everyone's favorite ninja assassin, Zer0, is well-known for speaking in haikus. They can get pretty ridiculous, though... Can you identify which are the real haikus and which are the fakes?

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  1. Select the fake haiku:

    What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
    Stingy bug of fate / Have you met my flyswatter? / Death can be sudden.
    I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
  2. Select the fake haiku:

    Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
    The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.
    I am not tired / I simply enjoy saying / Poems that don't make sense.
  3. Select the fake haiku:

    The only problem / With haikus is that you just / Get started and then...
    Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
    This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
  4. Select the fake haiku:

    This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
    I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.
    A limp hand I hold / As the wind takes your last breath / The candle flickers.
  5. Select the fake haiku:

    I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?
    Here is a bad guy / I am going to kill him / Ah, such sweet revenge.
    I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
  6. Select the fake haiku:

    My raging bloodlust / Can never be sedated / Eternally starved.
    Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die.
    I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
  7. Select the fake haiku:

    Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
    We discuss the soul / Ponder death’s postlude, / Then choose the happy ending.
    How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.

Which Of These Quotes Are Real Haikus From "Borderlands 2"?

You don't know Zer0's haikus at all!

Disappointing. Do some research and come back.

You don't know Zer0's haikus at all!
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You know a little bit about Zer0's haikus, but you could do better.

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You know Zer0's haikus pretty well!

Good job! You're on your way to being a haiku/assassination master.

You know Zer0's haikus pretty well!
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Perfect!

Zer0 would be proud / Of your flawless haiku skills / Get a life, you nerd.

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