Worlds Sexiest Tee Total Men

Closing Sober October with some delicious eye candy.

We thought we'd bring Sober October to a close by celebrating the world’s sexiest tee total men. Imagine our delight that this list is pretty much THE list of the world’s sexiest men - full stop. How could there be a better advert for sobriety than with this lot? Here’s an excuse to look at their pictures together with their pearls of wisdom on the subject of booze. Turns out they are quite wise, as well as hot. The difficulty is in anointing the sexiest…help us out, people!

Bradley Cooper

Via buzznet.com

Ironically the star of The Hangover says: “If I continued it, I was really going to

sabotage my whole life. I was doing these movies… and I was sober, and I'm like, actually myself. And I don't have to put on this air to be somebody else, and

this person still wants to work with me? Oh, what the f*** is that about? I was

rediscovering myself in this workplace, and it was wonderful.'

Calvin Harris

Via billboard.com

Commenting on his most remarkable transformation from pasty Scottish raver to LA love god, Calvin says: “If you turn up for a DJ set there are two, you turn up for a band gig and there are six. Where does it all go? Well someone's got to drink it. That's the problem, it has got to leave the venue. They can't be left with booze that's not the done thing. It ends up going back to the bus and what do you do? Go to bed or drink it? You drink it.”

Russell Brand

STEVE SCHOFIEL / Via thetimes.co.uk

Love or hate the motormouth comedian, he can proudly say: “It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.”

Gerard Butler

Via mymovies.it

The hunky Scot says of his stint in the Betty Ford Clinic: “Maybe a stronger person wouldn't have needed to go. When you hear the word rehab, you think, "He's a mess, he's f***** up." But I'm glad I did it. I've made a s***load of wrong decisions in my life. But I know I've made some right ones as well.”

Robert Downey Jr

Via heightline.com

Everyone’s favourite redeemed bad boy, RDJ says: “It’s hard to get out of the barrel. It’s slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you slip back in.”

Chris Martin

We know the Coldplay frontman and all round good-egg Chris Martin divides opinion, but we are BIG fans. Chris hardly ever drinks or smokes, saying: “Success and fame, alcohol and drugs. We've been through all of those things. They're just pitfalls.”