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8 Times Brutus Was Dumb (in Act 3/4)

The fault, dear Brutus, is you

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1. When he lets Mark Antony speak at Caesar's funeral

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Literally like, "You shall, Mark Antony." no questioning or anything! Despite the "Do not Consent" and "Know you how much the people may be moved." from the only logical guy in this damn play, he persists and the speech that ruined everything follows suit. Nice going, buddy.

2. When he expects Cassius to give him money despite the only way to get it is 'against' his 'moral' and he can't do it.

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Bitch expects Cassius to get that ca$h money and means by non corrupt ways IN THIS CIVIL WAR? Don't get madt if he's just doing what YOU CAN'T DO, "For I can raise no money y vile means." you a fool if you think you can get it any other way in this damn town of "forced affection" and "grudging (us) contributions". Cassius just tryna please his friend and only receives some lecture laced with nobility bullshit. Brutus think he can earn cash some other UNcorrupt way? Nuh uh honey, that's literally the only way to get them funds if you rather bay at the moon then woof woof, Brutus.

3. When he calls Cassius an itchy palm

that's just cold and nasty, homie just tryna help a fool out.

4. When he become delulu and lowkey psychotic

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"let us bathe our hands in Caesar's blood Up to the elbows" um

"waving our red weapons o'er our heads" that's not a..

"Let's a cry, 'Peace, freedom, and liberty'" errrr

i aint saying he's crazy but he sure as hell ain't smart if he finna think the plebeians gonna like him after killing the Jesus of Rome

5. Even after he lets Mark Antony speak, the dumbass leaves?

Oh this some new kinda of stupid. He can't even be present to fight Antony or check if he ain't gonna betray. This ain't Friends this is shady ancient Rome, you just killed your best friend you should know that everyone's a shady bitch. "Save I alone, til Antony have spoke" er sure, get your ass ready for a civil war. Also, "not a man depart", this is really two halves of a whole idiot, you finna let the damn plebeians stay and listen to Antony, Caesar's foster son, believing he finna talk good shit about his murderer? WHY ARE YOU SO DUM B AIUFAHSIDG
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Oh this some new kinda of stupid. He can't even be present to fight Antony or check if he ain't gonna betray. This ain't Friends this is shady ancient Rome, you just killed your best friend you should know that everyone's a shady bitch. "Save I alone, til Antony have spoke" er sure, get your ass ready for a civil war. Also, "not a man depart", this is really two halves of a whole idiot, you finna let the damn plebeians stay and listen to Antony, Caesar's foster son, believing he finna talk good shit about his murderer? WHY ARE YOU SO DUM B AIUFAHSIDG

6. When he forced his stupid Military strategy

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"What do you think of marching to Philippi presently?" says Brutus

"No" says Cassius, Messala, Portia, Caesar, Triumvirate, that Soothsayer, His mom, everyone, Shakespeare, Romeo, Juliet

"Our legions are brim-full, our cause ripe." he whines further. "The enemy increaseth everyday.

"no" says everyone but quieter

this one on Cassius for being such a pushover but Brutus still dumb bye like literally if the enemy invades them then he, "waste his means, weary his soldiers, Doing himself offence, whilst we(they), lying still are full of rest, defence and nimbleness." BUT NOOOO, "we must take the current when it serves or lost our ventures." EITHER WAY YOU GON LOSE SOMETHING SO SHUT UP

7. When he mind tricked the Plebeians with...'logic'

Take it this way, if someone asks you if you want something good or bad you would definitely say yes, right? This dumb hoe thinks, "Who is here so vile that will not his love country" is the drag of the century. What? Were you actually expecting someone to say "ME!" while roasting the SHIT out of the senators? Plebeians dumb, not suicidal. (Bonus: "Then none have I offended." truly two halves of a whole idiot.)
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Take it this way, if someone asks you if you want something good or bad you would definitely say yes, right? This dumb hoe thinks, "Who is here so vile that will not his love country" is the drag of the century. What? Were you actually expecting someone to say "ME!" while roasting the SHIT out of the senators? Plebeians dumb, not suicidal. (Bonus: "Then none have I offended." truly two halves of a whole idiot.)

8. When he was delulu PART 2

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Ion know how to explain this one. This one just plain stupid. "Did not great Julius bleed for justice' sake?" no he did not, like only YOU did it for some weirdly perceived sick form of justice and everyone did it because they were just plain jealous. BRUH and since when was murder JUSTIFIED, why are you like this....

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