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10 Important Life Lessons We Learned From RPGs

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1. Everyone hides their valuables in pots and plants around their house.

Caleb Evans / Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons / Via

And everyone's got a really bad habit of leaving their front doors unlocked. You'd think people would be a bit more concerned with home security when there's a Great Ancient Evil threatening the land, but nooooo.

2. Even if a sword is five times your body weight, you'll still be able to lift it like it ain't no thing.

The-Geek-King / Final Fantasy VII / Via

Even if you have waspy pretty-boy noodle arms. Especially if you have waspy pretty-boy noodle arms.

3. Wild animals are always -- always -- carrying cold, hard cash. For some reason.

DSPGaming / Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past / Via

Who knew rent in the Forbidden Forest was so damn high?

6. If someone has any form of amnesia, then they're probably the Chosen One.

jodecideion / Fire Emblem: Awakening / Via

Can't remember your name? You're the Chosen One. Have a dark, mysterious secret? You're the chosen one. Hometown burned down before the opening credits? You're definitely the chosen one.

7. No matter how close to death you are, if you get a good night's sleep then you'll be back to full health the next day.

IamCanadian3333 / Super Mario RPG / Via

Real talk: there's no mortal injury that a fluffy pillow and continental breakfast can't heal.

8. The world might be ending any day now, but there's always time to kick back and fish for a few hours.

Gametoria / Nier / Via

Y'know, it's a good thing that RPG heroes are never afraid to put aside the impending apocalypse and spend some real time on themselves.

9. No matter how ancient a dungeon is, it'll always be conveniently lit with torches.

Cha0sGuardian / Chrono Trigger / Via

For dangerous, monster-infested deathtraps, RPG dungeons are awfully convenient.

10. Nobody's capable of doing anything ever. Except for you.

PressTo Skip / Borderlands 2 / Via

Hey. I know you're trying to stop that Evil Warlock from bringing about the End Of The World, but I really need someone to hit the farmer's market for me. I mean, come on, you can't be that busy.

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