2. Dodging a thousand bad-guy blasters without even really trying
I mean sure, there’s a few rookie henchmen or nearsighted thugs out there, but if you go through life relying on, say, intergalactic bounty hunters sitting across the Cantina table to shoot high and wide*, you won’t be long for this (or any) world.
(*Please do not even get us STARTED on this.)
3. Having an animal play on your sports team
Here’s the thing: It doesn’t matter that the rulebook doesn’t expressly prohibit animals, or teen werewolves, from playing basketball. Your team might win that first game on that technicality, but the rest of the league is going to file a grievance, quick.
If you remember the ’90s you also remember dialup. So… there’s that. Also, not to nitpick but hackers don’t generally type in 72 point colorful fonts.