320,000 Marshmallows! And 10 Other Odd Things To Buy For The Price Of An iPhone X

With the iPhone X denting your pocketbook, here are some fun ways to blow that same cash in a hurry. Who says you can't spend it all in one place?

1. 57 Game of Throne Toilet Stickers

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For the throne of all thrones. Grasp it while the kingdom still stands! Try spending your hard earned gold dragons on these 57 Game of Throne toilet stickers before visiting Petyr in King's Landing.

2. 19 Ant Filled Watches

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I get it, you've grown too old to talk about your ant farms at work but still want to show off your living collection. You can now carry your best friends around in style with 19 different watches for the price of one iPhone X. Don't be surprised when your activist coworkers file a grievance for animal cruelty.

3. 63 Nicholas Cage Coffee Mugs

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Are you obsessed with Nicholas Cage? Then look no further, because we've found your national treasure! Fill your cupboards with 63 Nicholas Cage mugs for the price of the iPhone X and you'll enjoy waking up early for your morning cup of nic, I mean joe!

4. 115 Real Human Ribs

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Don't ask where they got them, because they won't tell you. Lost your old rib? Tired of lines at the supermarket? You can buy 115 real human ribs and look like a psychopath, all for the price of one iPhone X on Amazon.

5. 88 Cans of Unicorn Meat

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Hate to break it to you, but our parents have been lying to us for years. Introducing the elusive unicorn! Prepackaged daily for your convenience at Radiant farms, put some magic in your mouth with 88 cans of unicorn meat! Great source of sparkle in every bite.

6. 143 - 30 gram Bags of Seasoned Grasshoppers

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YUM! Who doesn't love a nice, crunchy, seasoned grasshopper as their protein rich afternoon snack? Purchase 143 of these 30 gram bags of seasoned grasshoppers and you'll be guaranteed an afternoon snack for life!

7. 95 Yodeling Pickles

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Do you have a passion for yodeling? Maybe a love for pickles? Even Better! Amazon now offers yodeling pickles so you don't have to worry about yodeling to lift your spirits. Just stick one of the 95 pretty pickles in your pocket and be on your merry way.

Is the iPhone X compatible with yodeling pickles? I think not..

I'M PICKLE RICK!!

8. 1 Harambe-Shaped Popcorn Chicken Bite

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Harambe lives on in our hearts, our memes, and now our chicken. Some poor sap has listed his priceless Harambe nugget in exchange for the meager price of an iPhone X. Hurry up and snag this jewel before it is gone!

9. 320,000

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You bet they're on sale. Forget what your mom told you, because its time to play with your food. With 320,000 marshmallows you could prank your annoying coworker, sleep on marshmallow clouds, or eat them I guess.. But what's the fun in that? Whatever you do, Don't. Microwave. Them.

10. 1 Mystery Box?

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"Well zoinks, it's like a mystery Scoob". No Shaggy, it's the wonders of Amazon. Take a chance on this mystery box that could contain anything under the sun! Limitless possibilities, all for the price of an iPhone X.

11. 115 No Phones

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Finally, a phone for everyone. The revolutionary No Phone comes with great features like silent voice calling, unlimited data-less streaming, and best of all, no monthly service charges! Never worry about data or roaming charges again.

Order Away!

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