1. A little giraffe willing to extend a hand (or rather, a neck) to help you get the right measurements.

2. A watermelon tape dispenser so you can keep a little bit of summer on your desk at all times.

3. A Rubik's cube tissue box cover that Sheldon Cooper would approve of.

4. A pack of pushpins sure to be ~whale~ received at the office.

5. A pair of drumstick pencils so you can rock out at your desk and maybe even start an office band.

6. A mini planetarium paperweight that'll keep you mesmerized during coffee breaks.

7. A tiny hedgehog happy to carry your business cards on his back.

8. A box of matchstick pencils for igniting your creative fire.

9. A spinning decision maker that's basically a Magic 8 Ball for professional adults.

10. A free-standing pegboard with changeable letters so you can display different messages each week.

11. A mini hoverboard to play with until you can get your hands on a life-sized version (not the kind with wheels — a real, floating one).
12. A pair of golden hands for keeping books together so yours can be free to do actual important stuff.

13. An avocado eraser with a pencil-sharpening pit that's not a ~hass-le~ to use.
14. A sprout-shaped bookmark to plant on top of pages or between pages — they're small enough to mark the last line read!
15. A pair of gilded scissors that look like they once belonged to a fairy queen.

16. A pack of sticky notes for jotting down ideas, but more importantly, reminding you that skipping breakfast is NOT an option.

17. A mug that'll make sure you won't ~puget~ about going to Yoga after work.

18. An ~un-bear-ably~ cute panda who's always there to remind you what day it is.

19. A glass bowl others may mistake for a plastic ziplock bag.
20. A box of penguin paper clips that are too flippin' adorable.

21. A small but detailed figurine of Hedwig to keep at your desk (mainly because real owls are frowned upon in the office).

22. A mouse pad with a wrist rest that's simply ~paw-some~.
23. A pink dinosaur whose warm glow will offset harsh fluorescent lighting and make your workspace much cozier.
24. A set of rainbow pencils that look like you stabbed a unicorn with them. (However, please do NOT stab a unicorn should you ever encounter one.)

25. A fluffy llama ready to chase away dust bunnies at a moment's notice.

26. A ~sub-lime~ mini humidifier for combating dry office air. (Why is the AC always on full-blast, why?!)
27. A pizza USB stick that'll convince your coworkers they need a slice of their own (because you sure as hell aren't going to lend them yours!)

28. A curious owl who just wants to hold your glasses.

29. A desk plaque for sparking conversations that matter.

30. An eye-catching sequin notebook that changes color when you brush your hand over it.

31. A pack of sushi sticky tabs to ensure you ~maki~ it to all your appointments on time.

32. A proud lioness who takes her job of stapling papers together very seriously.

33. A floating bucket that'll keep all your office supplies organized (and convince your colleagues that you're practicing black magic).

34. A porcelain porcupine waiting to use your collection of pens as its quills.

35. A car-shaped wireless mouse with ~wheel-y~ cool details — the headlights give off a glow and the tires actually spin!
36. A mermaid tail pen that'll get compliments without you having to fish for them.

37. A pack of markers with expressions to match yours. Mondays are gray and Fridays are blue.
