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Yiayia On Spring!
According to Yiayia, Spring is the devil’s playground.
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"MARCH Madness?? I've had madness since last October when my goat, Nikos, ate a basketball."
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"All the spring cleaning in the world can't wash away the filth of your sins."
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"Always wear coat. Even over your coat."
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"Tattoos make body look like devil's sketchpad."
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"I don't care if it's spring, I no approve of the flings."
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"Pull your pants up!"
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"The proper length of woman's skirt should be 4 inches below
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"Global warming is real. Not because of CO2 emissions, but because the world is getting closer to Hell."