I don't know! Can I see her boobies?Yes, that's what happened to mommy and daddy!Ah, of course. I remember the day I first laid eyes on my love!Whattaya talkin about? I didn't even know I was a lesbian til I was 42.Ah that's a great question man. Ya know, it's hard to say but I'll get back to yaWHERE DA HIGHWAY!No, because what you see at first sight doesn't tell you enoughOhhhh, of course I do!Ya know what Arnold!
Ya know what Arnold!No one gets along, why can't everyone play nice?I hear there's a good tax plan coming outWHERE DA HIGHWAY? (infrastructure spending)You know it's just ridiculous. I often find myself going to bed at night on an empty stomach feeling sick about the world.It's about time we got that arrogant outta the White House. The American people are sick and tired of business as usual. Unfortunately, John Katich was cheated outta the nomination but hopefully we start seein some more subsidies for Lesbian dairy farmersmake america great again baby!Daddy says things are pretty good and we can go on more vacations to see Grandma in Florida!I don't know!
DA HIGHWAY!Cooter cheese and a Wisconsin WaxBoobies!Someone who knows their way around the udders.It's what lies deep down in the soul that creates the beauty in a person...Ya know what Arnold!Wealthy parentsSomeone with a good credit score who drives a LincolnSomeone pretty!
I'm looking for a new show cuz I used to watch The O'Reilly FactorDa Highway!Youtube but only when Mommy lets meMax and RubyThe Bloomberg ChannelThat show with the midgets on TLC... or the Packers game!Ya know what Arnold!I'm a hopeless romantic at heart so I watch The Bachelor. I've been trying to get on for a few seasons but they keep rejecting me.Criminal Minds but only because Shemar Moore is so handsome!
Anything that makes me happy as long as I'm there to lend a helping handTo run my own dairy farmTo work at BloomingdalesYa know what Arnold!Lifeguard!AccountantI'm comfortable with my current jobPresident of these United StatesDa Highway (attendant)
Da Highway (to Hell, by ACDC)The Wiggles!Barbara StreisandUhh... I think his names Lee GreenwaldLynyrd SkynyrdI've been really into Josh Groban recentlyYa know what Arnold!Ed Sheeran! I like bibiayabeyayaWho has time to listen to music?
Uncle Chaim! He's a chemist!The Queen!Da Highway!Michael BloombergJohn KasichAaron RodgersYa know what Arnold!Steven SpielbergOprah Winfrey
Who Are You?
You are naive yet curious of the world around you. You're eager to meet new people but they can often be turned off by your immaturity. Loving family members surround you and provide constant wisdom and support (financially) to your inept mind.
Confidence is key! You're blessed with big bawls and an adoring younger brother. Your future is bright as long as you keep following mommy's guidance.
You're up at dawn every morning because those cows ain't gonna milk themselves! Lack of formal education leaves you susceptible to embarrassing errors but your confidence can't be shaken. You can always be counted to follow your partner loyally.
You've made more out of one semester at Northern Wisconsin Community College than anyone else. Always ambitious, you have your sights set on the top but some of your more controversial positions alienate the majority of the population. No More Arrogants!
Never afraid to engage a stranger. Always searching for the right thing to say which makes you look a bit phony. Your words get twisted easily but you never fail to find a witty comeback.
DAT THE HIGHWAY!!!!
Fiscally responsible and always cautious, you take your time but always seem to be correct in the end. When trouble arises, you are the rock that holds the family together.
Your love for family is manifested in constant concern. No matter what, you seem to find a potential problem with everything.
YA KNOW WHAT ARNOLD!