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Who Are You?

i don't know!

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  1. Do you believe in love at first sight?

    I don't know! Can I see her boobies?
    Yes, that's what happened to mommy and daddy!
    Ah, of course. I remember the day I first laid eyes on my love!
    Whattaya talkin about? I didn't even know I was a lesbian til I was 42.
    Ah that's a great question man. Ya know, it's hard to say but I'll get back to ya
    WHERE DA HIGHWAY!
    No, because what you see at first sight doesn't tell you enough
    Ohhhh, of course I do!
    Ya know what Arnold!
  2. What do you think of the current political situation?

    Ya know what Arnold!
    No one gets along, why can't everyone play nice?
    I hear there's a good tax plan coming out
    WHERE DA HIGHWAY? (infrastructure spending)
    You know it's just ridiculous. I often find myself going to bed at night on an empty stomach feeling sick about the world.
    It's about time we got that arrogant outta the White House. The American people are sick and tired of business as usual. Unfortunately, John Katich was cheated outta the nomination but hopefully we start seein some more subsidies for Lesbian dairy farmers
    make america great again baby!
    Daddy says things are pretty good and we can go on more vacations to see Grandma in Florida!
    I don't know!
  3. What do you look for in a lover?

    DA HIGHWAY!
    Cooter cheese and a Wisconsin Wax
    Boobies!
    Someone who knows their way around the udders.
    It's what lies deep down in the soul that creates the beauty in a person...
    Ya know what Arnold!
    Wealthy parents
    Someone with a good credit score who drives a Lincoln
    Someone pretty!
  4. What do you watch on TV?

    I'm looking for a new show cuz I used to watch The O'Reilly Factor
    Da Highway!
    Youtube but only when Mommy lets me
    Max and Ruby
    The Bloomberg Channel
    That show with the midgets on TLC... or the Packers game!
    Ya know what Arnold!
    I'm a hopeless romantic at heart so I watch The Bachelor. I've been trying to get on for a few seasons but they keep rejecting me.
    Criminal Minds but only because Shemar Moore is so handsome!
  5. What's your dream job?

    Anything that makes me happy as long as I'm there to lend a helping hand
    To run my own dairy farm
    To work at Bloomingdales
    Ya know what Arnold!
    Lifeguard!
    Accountant
    I'm comfortable with my current job
    President of these United States
    Da Highway (attendant)
  6. Who's your favorite musical artist?

    Da Highway (to Hell, by ACDC)
    The Wiggles!
    Barbara Streisand
    Uhh... I think his names Lee Greenwald
    Lynyrd Skynyrd
    I've been really into Josh Groban recently
    Ya know what Arnold!
    Ed Sheeran! I like bibiayabeyaya
    Who has time to listen to music?
  7. Who's your role model?

    Uncle Chaim! He's a chemist!
    The Queen!
    Da Highway!
    Michael Bloomberg
    John Kasich
    Aaron Rodgers
    Ya know what Arnold!
    Steven Spielberg
    Oprah Winfrey

Who Are You?

You got: Ari Dayan

You are naive yet curious of the world around you. You're eager to meet new people but they can often be turned off by your immaturity. Loving family members surround you and provide constant wisdom and support (financially) to your inept mind.

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You got: David Dayan

Confidence is key! You're blessed with big bawls and an adoring younger brother. Your future is bright as long as you keep following mommy's guidance.

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You got: Roseanne

You're up at dawn every morning because those cows ain't gonna milk themselves! Lack of formal education leaves you susceptible to embarrassing errors but your confidence can't be shaken. You can always be counted to follow your partner loyally.

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You got: Jo

You've made more out of one semester at Northern Wisconsin Community College than anyone else. Always ambitious, you have your sights set on the top but some of your more controversial positions alienate the majority of the population. No More Arrogants!

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You got: Tyler

Never afraid to engage a stranger. Always searching for the right thing to say which makes you look a bit phony. Your words get twisted easily but you never fail to find a witty comeback.

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You got: Mark

DAT THE HIGHWAY!!!!

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You got: Howard Dayan

Fiscally responsible and always cautious, you take your time but always seem to be correct in the end. When trouble arises, you are the rock that holds the family together.

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You got: Debby Dayan

Your love for family is manifested in constant concern. No matter what, you seem to find a potential problem with everything.

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You got: Stanley

YA KNOW WHAT ARNOLD!

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