Bad spoilers happen to good people every day!
If you or a family member missed the latest episode of your favorite show, KEEP CALM...and, read on:
1. Don't answer calls. Ignore your texts. Turn off your phone.
2. Wear earplugs while you work to avoid watercooler talk.
3. Wear earplugs after work to avoid all other talk.
4. Basically, become best friends with your earplugs.
5. Cancel your dinner plans with that one gossipy friend.
6. Cancel all your plans with all your friends.
7. Say "NOOOOOOPE!" before anyone can start a conversation with you.
8. Delete every aspect of your social network.
9. Do all your work on an old-timey typewriter.
10. Use a vacation day to hide from work (and people) altogether.
11. Build, then lock yourself in, a panic room.
12. Become Zen and pledge a vow of silence.
13. Start an impromptu solo hike up the Pacific Crest Trail.
14. Become an astronaut and do a solo tour in space.
15. Or watch your favorite shows when they air and use #spoilers on everything.
