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11 Ways You Know You're A Gamer

Videogaming might have had humble beginnings, but these days there's a lot only true gamers will understand. Here's a "Start." Don't miss out on the next generation of gaming—preorder an Xbox One today.

1. If you have died of dysentery more times than you can count.

2. If you refer to the 2nd floor of your house as level 2.

3. If you know someone who's taken an arrow to the knee.

4. If you know the number one cause of accidents on the road is actually banana peels.

5. If troubleshooting = blowing into the cartridge.

6. If you know the cake is a lie.

7. If you consider getting out of bed early on a Saturday an achievement unlocked.

8. If you hear "up up" and instinctively think "down down left right."

9. If your definition of "home videos" are the in-game DVR clips of your headshots.

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10. If you refer to slow walkers as "laggers."

11. If you skipped work on November 22, 2005.