Paula Deen, "Yes, Of Course"
As the world waits for Paula Deen's highly produced walk-back video, one wonders who reporters missed the "of course" part of Dean's deposition testimony after she admitted her racist leanings. How'd "that'd" happen? Sub-text to "of course" is this ya'll: "I used to be a racist like everyone else, and although I surely miss it, now that I've got my million dollar brand and products to protect, I will. I stuck my foot in my mouth for sure. But will just add honey and chew til ya'll go away." Hey, Oprah; I miss you, girl! Call me real soon, ya hear?