Skip To Content
    This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    8 Reasons Your Job is Better Than Halloween

    Halloween is a fun time, but it’s actually not nearly as great as your job that you go to five times a week, for eight hours a day. Don’t believe me? With enough optimism, you can learn that every day at the job is a holiday.

    8. People bring you treats in the form of your paycheck

    7. People don’t steal your candy

    6. The only spooks are in your head

    5. Overtime at work you get paid more

    4. Happy hour versus haunted hour?

    3. Ding dong don’t bother me

    2. Witches versus b******

    1. An existential crisis is scarier than a haunted house