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Your Daily Drink Choices Will Reveal A Deep Truth About You

Your baristas and bartenders know more about you than you might think...

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  1. Your morning cafe order:

    Matcha Latte
    Matcha Latte
    The Starbucks
    The Starbucks "Pink Drink"
    Chai Latte
    Chai Latte
    It's too complicated to discuss
    It's too complicated to discuss
    Just coffee
    Just coffee
    Frozen Mocha
    Frozen Mocha
  2. Pick a lunchtime beverage:

    Kombucha
    Kombucha
    Soda
    Soda
    Iced-Tea
    Iced-Tea
    LaCroix Sparkling Water
    LaCroix Sparkling Water
    Cold Pressed Juice
    Cold Pressed Juice
    Coconut Water
    Coconut Water
  3. Pick your poison:

    Beer on Tap
    Beer on Tap
    Hibiscus-Mint Vodka Cocktail
    Hibiscus-Mint Vodka Cocktail
    Tequila Shot
    Tequila Shot
    Jack and Coke
    Jack and Coke
    Prosecco
    Prosecco
    Earl-Grey Cocktail
    Earl-Grey Cocktail

Your Daily Drink Choices Will Reveal A Deep Truth About You

You got: You're a low-key stalker

That cutie from your local neighborhood co-op? Yeah, we know you spent a good two hours scrolling back to 2012 on their Insta. Maybe you've even taken a midnight ride past an old flame's house. Maybe you have a shrine dedicated to them in your room. It's cool - we won't tell.

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You got: You never tip your barista

You think about it, but then again... you need that change for the parking meter! Plus, you always give them a big smile and tell them to "have a good one!" What better tip is there than a well wish? Money. That's what.

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You got: You have "yogi" in your Tinder bio, but have only been to, like, two Ashtanga classes.

You frequent Lulu Lemon; you own a top of the line, organic yoga mat; and you always get a turmeric boost in your smoothie. Every night you go to sleep telling yourself that you'll go to that 5AM flow before work, but that snooze button gets you every time. It's fine, nobody reads the bios, anyway. Namaste!

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You got: You use your Spotify "private" sessions to listen to The All-American Rejects unironically.

No, it's not about reliving your glory days, no, you're not putting it on to have a laugh with your pals; you just know they are genuinely a great band with nothing but absolute bangers. We (and Spotify) will keep your dirty little secret... Just tell the haters to move along!

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You got: You've heard rumors of "Ira Glass", but still don't actually know who he is.

Honestly, at this point you're too scared to find out. You nod along when he comes up in conversation, but he's become the man, the myth, the legend. You could Google it for yourself, but at this point, maybe ignorance is bliss.

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You got: You still haven't listened to "Lemonade"

You, along with the rest of the world, couldn't be more excited to hear what Bey and Jay name their twins, you liked all of your friends' posts about her incredible 2017 Grammy performance, and when prompted, you wholeheartedly agree Lemonade was the best album released in 2016, but you've only heard one single. As a feminist, it is your deepest, darkest secret and you will take it to your grave.

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