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11 Magic Cards That Are Not Having Any Of It

The saltiest cards in any deck.

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1. This Homunculus who is not here for any of this.

Steve Prescott / Via Wizards of the Coast

2. This Amoeboid who is all of us at a party where we know no one.

Nils Hamm / Via Wizards of the Coast
Nils Hamm / Via Wizards of the Coast

3. "Could you please look at me while I'm talking?" - This guy.

Kev Waler / Via Wizards of the Coast

Hmmmm?

Kev Walker / Via Wizards of the Coast

4. This guy who is absolutely not here for your excuses.

Jason A. Engle / Via Wizards of the Coast

Nope.

Jason A. Engle / Via Wizards of the Coast

5. This Gorger who has warned you repeatedly that you need to step back.

Lius Lasahido / Via Wizards of the Coast

6. This yak who cannot take another second of this guy and his 'stache.

Anthony Palumbo / Via Wizards of the Coast

Not today.

Anthony Palumbo / Via Wizards of the Coast

7. This guy has had it up to here with this boar's nonsense.

Kev Walker / Via Wizards of the Coast

C'mon!

Kev Walker / Via Wizards of the Coast

8. Fblthp needs everyone to take it down a notch.

David Palumbo / Via Wizards of the Coast

"STAHP." —Fblthp, here probably

David Palumbo / Via Wizards of the Coast

9. This lady did not sign up for this.

Scott Murphy / Via Wizards of the Coast

How about no?

Scott Murphy / Via Wizards of the Coast

10. Zedruu only showed up so she could be sassy and fab.

Mark Zug / Via Wizards of the Coast

11. That background bear is not here for anything this other bear is handing out.

D.J. Cleland-Hura / Via Wizards of the Coast

Not. Here.

D.J. Cleland-Hura / Via Wizards of the Coast

For. It.

D.J. Cleland-Hura / Via Wizards of the Coast

And they are #SorryNotSorry for any of it.

There are entire worlds full of creatures who can’t even in Magic: The Gathering.