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16 Awkward Wedding Messes You Wish You Could Wipe From Your Mind

You may not be able to clean that flubbed wedding toast from your mind, but, thankfully, for most messes you can #PutSomeWindexOnIt and move on!

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1. When you sweated through your tux during a summer wedding.

Why do people insist on outdoor weddings in August?!
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Why do people insist on outdoor weddings in August?!

2. When someone from the wedding party forgot some (or ALL) of their outfit.

And you either scrambled to find a new one or completely improvised.
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And you either scrambled to find a new one or completely improvised.

3. When you had a little too much fun the night before the wedding.

Everything. Hurts.
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Everything. Hurts.

4. When you made the poor decision to wear heels to an outdoor wedding.

And subsequently aerated the grass as you struggled to walk.
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And subsequently aerated the grass as you struggled to walk.

5. When a bridesmaid spilled wine on her dress hours before the ceremony.

Cool, thankfully wine isn't like noticeable at all, right? RIGHT? *help*
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Cool, thankfully wine isn't like noticeable at all, right? RIGHT?

*help*

6. When someone forgot to eat and fainted during the ceremony.

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Thankfully all was fine, but still, ouch.

7. When someone's phone went off during the wedding vows.

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"I now pronounce you man and..."

*cell phone buzzes*

*Hello from the outsiiiiide!*

8. When the caterer totally served your guests dirty dishes.

And then they were actually SURPRISED when you asked them to take it back.
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And then they were actually SURPRISED when you asked them to take it back.

9. When you totally forgot what you planned for your toast.

"Jessica, I have no words. I just...literally have no words. Congrats?"
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"Jessica, I have no words. I just...literally have no words. Congrats?"

10. Or the latter, when you said a little TOO much during your toast.

"Cory, man, I will never forget that one spring break. You know the one I'm talking about."
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"Cory, man, I will never forget that one spring break. You know the one I'm talking about."

11. When you got a little too turnt on the dance floor.

And danced with reckless abandon as you spilled your drink everywhere.
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And danced with reckless abandon as you spilled your drink everywhere.

12. When the couples got called to the floor, and you never felt more single.

"So, Taylor, you seeing anyone?" "Yeah, I met this adorable guy on the street the other day. He was the cutest, furriest little gentleman. He was a dog... I'm so single."
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"So, Taylor, you seeing anyone?"

"Yeah, I met this adorable guy on the street the other day. He was the cutest, furriest little gentleman. He was a dog... I'm so single."

13. When the older parents kept trying to play matchmaker.

"Yes, I liked her in high school, Dad. No, I do not want to marry her."
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"Yes, I liked her in high school, Dad. No, I do not want to marry her."

14. When the DJ forced everyone to dance to the Wobble.

But you still nailed every move like a champ (because you knew every move like a champ).
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But you still nailed every move like a champ (because you knew every move like a champ).

15. When the venue carpet took in far too many spilled drinks.

"Yeah...we aren't getting our deposit back."
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"Yeah...we aren't getting our deposit back."

16. When your photographer published some photos he probably shouldn't have.

And of course you still got charged for the prints.
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And of course you still got charged for the prints.

The Portokalos clan from My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 knows a bit about messy weddings.

View this video on YouTube

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They've learned that when things get messy they can #PutSomeWindexOnIt. See what messes they have to clean up in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, in theaters March 25.