Maybe you've heard of this little HBO show called Game of Thrones. It has dragons and swords and it could really be something someday. It has a lot of potential. Here's where they're missing the boat...
Instead of a slobbery, gross wolf pup, each of the Stark children would receive a cuddly little furball like THIS ONE!
Kittens to follow them on their adventures!
Kittens to defend them.
Getting worried, Lannisters?
You should be.
Don't mess with OUR FAMILY!
LET'S BOUNCE, WHISKERS!
Don't worry, Gilly! It's just Snowball!
But you know what? It's really not fair that just the Starks get kittens. EVERYONE SHOULD GET KITTENS!