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What "Game Of Thrones" Really Needs

Seems...so...obvious.

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Maybe you've heard of this little HBO show called Game of Thrones. It has dragons and swords and it could really be something someday. It has a lot of potential. Here's where they're missing the boat...

Wolves.

Don't get me wrong, wolves are cool, but if they really want to go "viral" they should replace every single wolf with...
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Don't get me wrong, wolves are cool, but if they really want to go "viral" they should replace every single wolf with...

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KITTENS!

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KITTENS!

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KITTENS!

Instead of a slobbery, gross wolf pup, each of the Stark children would receive a cuddly little furball like THIS ONE!

Don't you feel better about everything already?!
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Don't you feel better about everything already?!

Kittens to follow them on their adventures!

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Kittens to defend them.

And look adorable at the same time!
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And look adorable at the same time!

Getting worried, Lannisters?

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You should be.

You're about to get cuddled to death!
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You're about to get cuddled to death!

Don't mess with OUR FAMILY!

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LET'S BOUNCE, WHISKERS!

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Don't worry, Gilly! It's just Snowball!

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But you know what? It's really not fair that just the Starks get kittens. EVERYONE SHOULD GET KITTENS!

A kitten for Khal Drogo!

He's a TOTAL cat person.
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He's a TOTAL cat person.

A kitten for Brienne of Tarth!

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Mother of Dragons and Kittens!

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A kitten for Renly and Brave Ser Lorys!

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A KITTEN FOR KING JOFFREY!

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Kittens for the best buddies in Westeros: Tyrion and Bronn!

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A kitten for the White Walkers!

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And who will sit upon the Iron Throne to rule them all?

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His Royal Majesty Ser Pounce of course!

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Get ready for Season 5 of Game of Thrones by looking back at Season 4 here and here.