1) Hold a beer can in a horizontal position with the bottom tilted up to allow the air bubble inside to travel to the top of the can. Poke a hole on the side near the bottom. Poke this hole with any sharp object.
2) Place your mouth over the hole then tilt the can to an upright position.
3) After you have reached an upright position, pull the tab at the top of the can and consume the beer as fast as possible. (Try not to spill)
4) Crush the can and look like a boss!