A Superficial Pokémon Ranking: Generation III - Part II

I'm back after a two-week hiatus. I apologize to all my readers. Okay, let's go. Generation III - Part II.

90. Chimecho

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Pretty cute but pretty plain.

89. Treecko

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Treecko is ugly but damn it seems cool as heck.

88. Shiftry

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I don't like those feet stilt things.

87. Spinda

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Kind of cute but also kind of confused.

86. Spheal

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Cute but I feel like it must have some trouble swimming with the roundness.

85. Marshtomp

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Kind of cool but those eyes are creepy.

84. Combusken

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Angry adolescent chicken.

83. Lotad

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Cute lilypad with a secret.

82. Altaria

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Elegant cloud bird.

81. Crawdaunt

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Cool, wise-looking crawfish.

80. Linoone

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Fun ferret thing.

79. Swalot

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I don't know what to say. I like it but I also am a little unsettled by it.

78. Galarian Zigzagoon

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Heavy metal raccoon.

77. Beldum

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Kind of cute rock robot arm.

76. Meditite

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Wise and kind of cute!

75. Milotic

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Elegant sea snake.

74. Salamence

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Fierce dragon.

73. Illumise

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Weird bug thing.

72. Sharpedo

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Fierce half-shark.

71. Metagross

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Intimidating rock robot.

70. Banette

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Is that a long tooth or a zipper? To quote my favorite podcasting duo, "There's no way to know."

69. Anorith

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Cute little anomalocaris.

68. Numel

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Cute little camel.

67. Gulpin

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Less unsettling than Swalot but still a little unsettling.

66. Clamperl

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Cute little baby pearl.

65. Castform

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Weird but also cute.

64. Seedot

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Cute little acorn.

63. Glalie

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Reminds me of Jason from those slasher horror movies about Friday the 13th. I forgot what they're called... Oh well.

62. Shuppet

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Cute little ghost but the horn is a little weird.

61. Slakoth

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I like sloths.

60. Huntail

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It's so ugly. I love it.

59. Torkoal

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So stoic.

58. Sceptile

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Kind of cool but also a little too much.

57. Shelgon

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Kind of adorable and angry.

56. Armaldo

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Pretty cool.

55. Vibrava

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Kind of adorable desert bug.

54. Ludicolo

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Looks like a handsy third-rate theme park mascot. I love it.

53. Galarian Linoone

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Heavy metal ferret.

52. Wingull

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Cute little seagull.

51. Masquerain

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Strange bug thing. I like it.

That's a wrap!

Tune in next time for the final installment in the Generation III ranking. Who will come out on top? Swablu? Gardevoir?! Exploud?!