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Are You REALLY A Bad Bitch?

Bitch YOU THOUGHT! Okay so too many people are coming up to me and saying that they’re a bad bitch when -clearly- they’re not (I can tell because they have the naïve smile of a first-semester freshman believing their college is amazing when they’ll uproot themselves and transfer in like a month or so lol). The thing is bad bitches live by the motto of my seventh grade English teacher who was such a little sweetie: “show, not tell.” One does not simply say they’re a bad bitch and immediately become one. Like SoulCycle, Sweetgreen and nights at Rumor, it is a way of life that consists more of just instagraming every time you eat something with Matcha in it or wearing a slutty black top from Forever 21. So here is the TRUE test to see if you’re a bad bitch. I wanna know if you live by the motto “give no fucks, take no shit,” wake up each morning ready to claim agency over the day and make it go the way YOU want it to go, and take the high road vs cut a bitch when she’s asking for it (you know when…)? Even when you’re taking one of your many beauty naps with your eye mask with “Sleeping Beauty” embroidered on it are you still woke AF? I'm dying to know...

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  1. linnealenkus.com

    What like grinds your gears the most, babe?

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    That girl Jane in Kappa who is trying so hard to be popular
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    Ryan Gosling’s uneven eyes
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    Gay typecasting
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    People who think Comm is the bitch major
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    Milk
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    Hypersensitivity
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    How every damn thing nowadays is made with fucking avocado
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    People who hold hugs for longer than five seconds
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    Running out of clean clothes
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    Slow Walkers
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    The song “Wonderwall”
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    When your finals are all within the same 2 days
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    White male privilege
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    Too many things [pulls out list called “Shit I Hate”]
  2. linnealenkus.com

    When he pops out, whacha gonna name that little shit?

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    Colton
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    Rexford
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    Alex
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    Lexington
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    Benner ("Ben" for short)
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    Cameron
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    Cassius
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    Tyler
  3. linnealenkus.com

    Which BadGirlRiRi speaks to you?

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    Via Pinterest
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    Via 45 Words
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    Via howwebiz.com
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    Via Buzzelby
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    Via Daily Mail
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    Via New York Magazine
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    Via People Magazine
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    He's really into pointing out your flaws
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    He has an Android
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    He doesn't get along with any of your friends
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    He's a preppy white boy who's riding on parent’s money and his life goal is to become a DJ
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    He's in Oz
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    He's like reallyyy into his Guinea Pigs
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    He has a manbun
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    He smells bad
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    He likes to fuck with music on
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    Via NYTimes
    Briefcases full of...
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    Via Ali Express
    Wear a onesie for a day
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    Via Reef2Reef
    Swallow a goldfish
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    Via PetSmart
    Walk a flip flop on a leash for a day
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    Via OCF Realty
    Swim in the Schuylkill
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    Via Moody Church Media
    I wouldn’t’ want to be part of an org that hazes
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  6. linnealenkus.com

    Its the ~mantra~ of all the baddest bitches out there!

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    Boop Boop
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    Snip Snip
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    Nomm Nomm
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    OMG, Bitch!
  7. linnealenkus.com

    Disclaimer: all these are not things I myself have sent or received (unfortunately)...

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  8. linnealenkus.com

    ...If you can remember

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    Pool Party
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    Zedd and Tinashe Concert
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    Battleship
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    Via The Odyssey Online
    Magic Gardens
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    Via Mouthful of Sunshine
    Allegro at 3am
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    Via Physicians Association Board
    I couldn't fling! I had too much work.
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  9. linnealenkus.com

    And your prof is low-key homophobic so its not like he's innocent...

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    Definite Proof that Gingers Can Be Sexy
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    A Girl Used Her Boyfriend's Balls As A Beauty Blender And May Have Just Started A New Instagram Trend
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    We Tried to Make Mermaid Food…
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    Zac Efron's Butt Is The Main Thing You'll Want To Discuss In The New "Baywatch" Trailer
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    This Woman Just Popped a 4-Year Old Zit on Her Face and the Results are Disgustingly Mesmerizing
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    This Video Of A Corgi In A Mermaid Tail Is Very Important And Needs Your Attention
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    This Student Mailed a Peanut Butter Sandwich to a University Exec as a Protest
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    I'll Be Blacklisted From Vogue For Sharing This, But Here's Anna Wintour Turning Up At The Met Gala
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    Hide in the bathroom until the class starts
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    Ignore him unless he approaches you
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    Make eye contact and wave from a distance
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    Friendly hello and a hug (maybe intimidate him a bit by saying how you’re a “front row” bitch)
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    Make sure he can see your bike and then CRUSH that class just to show how you’re the greatest thing he’ll never have
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    Aggressively chum-chum greeting where you ask how his one club involvement is going
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    Via Glamour
    “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty!”
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    Via Bravo
    “In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote”
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    Via TV Deets
    “Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?”
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    “Don’t tell me you’re my friend. Act like one.”
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    Via Reality Tea
    “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!”
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    Via Bravo
    “If you’re going to talk behind my back, at least check out my great ass”
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    Via iRealHousewives
    “Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day”
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    Via Celebuzz
    “I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash”
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  12. linnealenkus.com

    Most of them are gay, so back off you heteros... (and yes i did have a lot of fun looking for these pics on the internet)

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    Kyle Krieger
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    Keegan Whicker
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    James Yates
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    Pietro Boselli
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    Alex Cypriano
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    Alex Crockford
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    Andre Apodaca
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    Charles Laurent Marchand
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    Eric Rutherford
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    Via Instagram
    Rex Woodbury & Ian Spear
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    Puff Puff Pass
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    Eating It Straight Up
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    Edibles!!
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    Gravity Bong
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    Bong
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    Only Thing Getting High Are My Grades!
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    Via Moncler.com
    Moncler Vest
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    Get a few nice dress shirts
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    Via Ebay
    Cartier Love Bracelet
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    Via Bitcoin Dice
    Invest that shit! Only thing better than money is more money!
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    Save up
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    Another Canada Goose (because like everyone has the black bomber now)
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    McDonald's, duh!
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    Allegro
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    Candy
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    Dick ;-)
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    An Apple
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    Wishbone
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    Leftover Noodles in the Fridge
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    Nothing bc you ended up getting mert’ed at HUP
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    "Like a G6," Far East Movement
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    "Low," Flo Rida
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    "Crank That," Soulja Boy
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    "Bulletproof," La Roux
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    "Good Girls Go Bad," Cobra Starship (ft. Leighton Meester)
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    "Rude Boy," Rihanna
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    "Replay," Iyaz
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    "I Gotta Feeling," Black Eyed Peas
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  17. linnealenkus.com
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    Schmoozing with lunch lady Barbara about her wedding (cutest bitch)
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    Doing work and maybe grabbing a quick bite before class
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    Talking with a table of teachers because they fucking love you and everyone knows it
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    Going off campus because that food is nasty and you know you deserve better
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    Sitting next to your friends and eating cereal, almond butter or a salad
  18. linnealenkus.com
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    Going downtown on a Thursday and dropping $1,100 on drinks
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    SABSing outside Frontera
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    Wearing dark colors because you ~feel like it~
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    Working in Fisher Fine Arts looking real cute
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    Going to an off-campus party during Fling
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    What is “sceney?”
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    Via Skin Care
    Pimples (my own)
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    Pimples (other people's)
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    Via Acme
    ACME!
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    Via Fashion Wikia
    The brand, Acne
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    Israel Romo
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  21. linnealenkus.com
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    Under the Button
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    High Rise Laundry Room
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    Franklin Field
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    His Dorm (in the Quad)
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    Coat Closet in College Hall
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    Pres Amy Gutmann's Desk (obvi)
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  22. linnealenkus.com

    lol she FLEWW tho

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    Record that shit! Maybe you’ll get on the Ivy Snapstory!
  23. you know what I mean ;-)

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    I don’t like her, but I didn't plan it going that far
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    She was asking for it
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    TBH was probs blacked and/or hungry
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    I didn’t do it!
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    Someone had to…
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    What do you mean?
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    Which time
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