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So, are you? When you popped out of the womb did start crying like a little hoe or did you immediately say "I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to win?" If someone crosses you, do you take the high road or make sure they pay? Do you live every day with the motto "give no fucks, take no shit" and "snip snip?" Are you basic but like in a chic, intimidating way? Would you make it on "Real Housewives" and "Big Little Lies" or would you thrive on "Gilmore Girls" and "Team Umizoomi" or some wholesome shit like that idk? Lets find out, m'kay?

Are You a Bad Bitch?

We should like totally go some time. Yael on East 83rd TOTALLY know me and my friend Sarah in Kappa Kappa by name.

So, like, where do you sit during SOUL?

tbh she's a Grade A thot and everybody knows you're better than her

Okay so this bitch Alyssa (Spelled with a "Y" not like "Elisa" which would have been like totally fine except now she's a thot) ends up having a DFMO with the guy you really want to also get with. What do you do, honeyboo?

So, you and your friend Alice who's in Delta Gamma are sooo hungry but want to get that Fling Body so decide to get salad for dinner. Where do you sexy betches go?

What is an example of living by the phase "snip snip?"

Identify this Bad Bitch:

And how is their hair so good? Did they get Keratin or something?

Name These Bitches:

What abt these Bad Bitches?

Who's the Baddest Bitch?

but like at least the fried rice was amazing as usual

You're at Momoya UWS with your main Yearbook betches, and you order a Lychee Saketini but they don't put the actual lychee fruit in the drink which you like really were looking forward to. What do you do?

So this bitch who you're like frenemies with sends you a text like a really long three-screen long paragraph pretty much calling you out on a lot of shit. You're reaction?

Okay so this girl named Penelope is having a Bat Mitzvah and you really hate her but rumor has it that Halsey is gonna play at the party, so what do you do?

Which State Are You from When You Go Out?

Like the CommonApp makes you wanna shoot your face, but so do all the crunchy granola hipsters at this weird-ass place.

You're a freshman at a college you hate. How do you response?

Its funny but like she's also really sad, so...

lol so your friend is like a really ugly crier. like, really ugly. She starts crying about a boy so its not that serious, but what do you do?

So you're going out and really wanna look like your bomb-ass self. Pick a top:

Okay so its your birthday so you ofc need to have a birthday dinner to show everyone how well-cultured you are. Where do you go?

Her emotional spectrum really impresses me

Which Kris Jenner do you just, like, feel is you?

So, was Dan reallyyyy Gossip Girl?

YAAS QUEEN! You're like a really friggin bad bitch! You live by doing what you want, and dgaf bc you are incredibly confident with yourself (love it!) and your friends always have your back. You should like so get a reality show, because I would so deftly watch. You're probs a Comm, History or Art History Major from the East Coast. You're Trinity/HoMann at heart but also have some Dwight/Columbia Prep tendencies. Thats okay, though, because you keep moving forward, cutting bitches left and right. DO what you want, be free, eat that fucking donut even though you just did Pilates, swipe left, BE GREEDY! You're among the ranks of Nicki Minaj, Gloria Steinem, Beyonce, Anna Winter, Vicki Gunvalson, and Blair Waldorf. So...pregame at my place tonight? We should totally make vodka gummy bears ;-)

Baddest of Bitches!

Okay. You're like pretty bad, but like "bad" in a good way. You live prioritizing yourself, but also don't want to be THAT outlandish - which is like totally fine too! You're a good friend, know how to have a hella fun time, but also have a gentle side that you open to friends. I love how you're a ~nasty (wo)man~ but also know when to put a game face on and be a team player (like that time you CRUSHED that group interview for Cornell Human Ecology even though Penn is like sooo much more the place for you). Watch some Real Housewives, take that extra shot, pull trig in front of the Quad guards, interrupt a bitch during Sorority Rush because you KNOW you're the best that any of these chapters is gonna get. You're in the ranks of Lana del Rey, Michelle Obama, Kim Kardashian, and Anna Kendrick. Wanna get lunch soon? I'm feeling Sweetgreen.

Pretty Bad of a Bitch.

Okay, so heres the sitch'. You're like kind of bad, but you're also a sweetheart. So like imagine yourself next to Jennifer Aniston, Leah Michelle, Kyle Richards, and Nina Dobrev. So like you're good. I don't discriminate against people unless waste money on pre-distressed Golden Goose sneakers, so I won't discriminate against you. You are living a good life, but maybe next time just try to not give a shit! You are the only thing you'll have throughout life - while friend groups and schools and shit are changing - so do what YOU want. Who cares if people you know only tangentially and will never see again don't think you're like immediately their favorite person ever. You know what to do (two words, eight letters, two syllables): SNIP SNIP!

Ehhh, not the Baddest...

Aww, sweetie. You're like really pretty! You're so wholesome, that even my mom could beat you in a drink off. So youre like alongside the friggin tooth fairy and Ellen Degeneres' level of purity. I respect how you like to be liked - like who fucking doesn't tbh - but its time for you to grow a pair (of balls or boobs; either work). Go out, get drunk, confront that bitch who always makes you "take the high road" but you like totally want to dropkick in the jaw, and realize that it is okay [imagine me shaking you back and forth rn] to be a bitch! Go out and be the baddest and best version of yourself there is! Mwa <3

Glinda the Good Bitch :-(

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