10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Indians.Ever.

If you say these things to me, I will shame you on Twitter.

Please don't

Coming from a brown girl,it's pretty apparent that not everyone is like us. But that gives you no right whatsoever to ask us these 10 things.

1.Oh My God,is that your actual skin colour?

Brown Paperbag Comics / Via Indiatimes.com

Oh no Karen,I wake up at 4 a.m. everyday and peel the skin off trees to apply to my skin. What about you?

2.Do you know *insert name*? I saw her picture on ig the other day.

No, I do not. India is a pretty big country. My hobbies do not include stalking every 1.37 BILLION of its people.

3.So,you from Kierala? Meharshatra? Or Michoram?

Who me?

I'm from: none of the above[option D]

4.I went to the beach,and look! Now I'm as brown as you,eh?

Not only is that offensive, it might also win the National Award for 'Most Overused Joke In History'.

5.You must be such a good dancer-I'm so jealous!

Again,some of us can. People like me can't turn around without dislocating their knee. So no,not all of us can dance.

The last dancing I did was putting on my Slim Fit jeans.

6.How do you manage to wash your hair without getting tangled in it?

Cause we're badass kings and queens. Deal with it.

7.So,do Indians...

Calculate math problems in seconds? No. [If someone can,please don't tell my mom-I'm already enough of a disappointment.]

Walk around with every yoga pose ingrained into their brains? No.

Have time for your bullshit? Definitely not.

8.I love your chai tea! Your naan bread! Your masala curries!

Via nazriya360.blogspot.com

*facepalm*

If only I could tell you how stupid you look right now. Don't worry,the Indian aunty in me has already judged you.

9.What's living in a developing country like?

Yes,we might not be "there" yet, but we're pretty close.

Our scientists? Unmatched.

Our mathematicians? Unmatched.

Our doctors? Unmatched.

Thank you next,bby.

Wanna hear my Indian accent?

If you're about to embark on an absolutely racist flow of speech,please don't. We get enough already.

Signed sincerely, your Indian brothers and sisters.