1. You say "We'll go wherever you want to go," then get totally outraged over the spot they choose for dinner.
2. Sometimes you'll post a #tbt of you and your ex.
3. You go through their entire email inbox once a week just to see if you can find anything incriminating.
4. Your stock response to "I love you":
5. You cook dinner for them, but include food they're allergic to.
6. You go to parties with your S.O. and flirt with everyone but him/her.
7. You try to pick fights so often, they don't even react anymore.
8. You leave your phone out so they see that people of the opposite gender are texting you.
9. You post passive-aggressive Facebook statuses while you're still fighting.
10. You've gotten so good at the throwing-your-drink move that your partner leaves the room the second you start pouring.
11. You don't respond to their texts or calls for 48 hours, then you act as if that's not unusual and they're "smothering you."
12. You say "Maybe we should just break up" at least once a day.
13. You constantly compare them to your exes.
14. You subtweet them all the time.
kinda love you, kinda hate you
And most of your fights end with a trip to the ER.
