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Living In Australia: Expectation Vs Reality

"What do you mean I can't have a pet koala?!" Prepare yourself for the move Down Under by opening a Westpac Australia bank account before you arrive.

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1. Expectation: You'll ride a kangaroo to work every day!

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Reality: How boring... Australia has a public transport system too. But you can't really complain when it looks like this:

Not a bad view for your morning commute.
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Not a bad view for your morning commute.

2. Expectation: All the animals want to kill you and you will probably die a very slow and painful death.

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Reality: OK, so there are some dangerous animals in Australia. But they're not all bad. Just look at this little baby wombat for a minute, would you?

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Terrifying.

3. Expectation: You'll sun bake every day and become gloriously tanned.

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Reality: After one summer and some unfortunate tan lines, you'll remember you like having skin and also the ability to make facial expressions without feeling pain.

Plus, in a lot of the big cities, it's not actually hot year-round.

4. Expectation: All Australians eat is shrimp on the barbie.

(FYI, they're called prawns.)
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(FYI, they're called prawns.)

Reality: Thanks to Australia's cultural diversity, we eat food from around the world every day, and "Australian cuisine" is actually quite hard to define. It's a real culinary melting pot (GET IT?!).

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Also, we love our coffee.

5. Expectation: Koalas are pets! You'll have seven in your apartment and you'll love them like they're your own children.

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Reality: Sadly, the only time you really get a chance to hold them is in captivity.

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We wish we could, koala. We wish we could.

6. Expectation: Everybody lives by the beach. So of course, you will too!

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Reality: Some inner-city suburbs are equally – if not more – popular to live in. What they lack in sand they make up for in ~culture~.

But hey, it's nice to have the choice.
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But hey, it's nice to have the choice.

7. Expectation: You'll live in fear of being attacked by drop bears and will constantly have to be watching your back.

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Reality: Don't want to scare you, but, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED. Not to be confused with koalas, drop bears are known for their vicious and often unprovoked attacks.

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For some things, you'll just have to wait until you get there. But with Westpac, you can make the adjustment easier by opening up a bank account before you arrive.