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Which Willage Restaurant Are You?

When you leave your sweet, west campus food mother, where do you go to eat?

You’re the health boi! Most people know you as a bit of a pretentious health freak. You believe that your body is a temple and you would never desecrate it with anything other than your meticulously planned diet. But you’re also one of the few people on a college campus who somehow manages to eat a balanced, fruit and veggie filled diet on a meal plan. Everyone trusts you to lead them to the only okay-tasting healthy food on campus and you never let them down.

Simple Servings

You’re the breakfast boi! You’re definitely a morning person, but you kind of just stop functioning around noon. After that, nobody’s totally sure what you do. You have a tendency to vanish for worryingly long periods of time and you always return with some inexplicable quirk that everyone just decides not to question. But if anyone ever wants something done early, you are the go-to person! Everyone knows that you slay the morning game.

Local Chef

You’re the curly boi! You can do like one thing really well. You TRY to do other things well too, but it’s really best for everyone if you just stick with your talent. Things don’t necessarily go well when you step outside of your comfort zone, but we do appreciate that you try. And you know what, sometimes it does actually go okay! And then it’s a pleasant surprise for everyone.

Farmhouse

You’re the spicy boi! Consistency is not exactly your strong suit. As soon as someone thinks they have you figured out, you totally change. You might be a different person next week, tomorrow, in an hour, or in the next five minutes. It can be a little risky to rely on you, but whenever you’re in a Kerry mood, everyone knows that you’re the G.O.A.T.

Spice Trail

You’re the noodle boi! You probably think that the ideal first date is using your mom’s two-days-till-they-expire Olive Garden coupons, and you definitely only own one shirt. I guess it’s a pretty okay shirt, though? But you are always a dependable person. A lot of people rely on you and you always pull through for them. They just might be waiting in line for a while first…

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Which Willage Restaurant Are You?

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