1. Homing Pigeons
Soldiers in WWI and WWII used homing pigeons to deliver messages to each other by rolling notes up and putting them inside tubes that were attached to the birds’ feet. Get these guys to an Early Bird Special; they are veterans!
5. Guide Ponies
Much like guide dogs, guide horses lead the visually impaired around obstacles. They are more patient, kind, and reliable than you, AND quite possibly look better in purple shoes than Prince.
7. Police Horses
Police horses maintain crowd control at protests and other gatherings by using their size to intimidate the masses into dispersing or calming down. Not to mention they have actual police officers on their backs, so you might wanna move along and stop wondering about the visor. It was a custom job.
8. Wendy’s Motivational Chicken
Impressed by all these animals? Don’t worry, you’re still a valued member of society! Click here to hear a speech about how great YOU are from another animal with an impressive job — the Wendy’s Motivational Chicken.