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10 Tweets About Being Indecisive That Are Actually You

The best-case scenario for an indecisive person is to have just two good options, like the Crispy Chicken Sandwich or the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger on the 4 for $4 Meal at Wendy's.

1. You feel like not deciding is deciding. But you're not sure.

flipping a coin to figure out whether to go to a thing: a memoir

2. It's tough to stick with anything because you're haunted by the tormenting convenience of options.

I wish I could commit to anything for as long as I have kept some Chrome tabs open

3. And when you do finally choose, you know it's more of a surrender.

No one in this bar even cares that I'm slightly unsure about my shirt choice. This sucks.

4. Lurking is basically always out of the question.

Sometimes I just want answers but at the same time I really really don't #indecisive

5. The simple act of online sharing is complicated by your uncertainty about your own personal brand.

which article do i post to appear more cultured, empathetic, and "human" to my online peers ??? ??

6. And it is appalling to think you might have been hoodwinked into becoming the way you are.

Magic 8 balls. Paper fortune tellers. Eenie Meenie Miney Mo. Being indecisive was a G A M E for us back then.

7. Decisions seem to hit you at the most inconvenient times.

As a person who struggles with decision making, salad bars are my nightmare.

8. They even make relaxing kind of hard.

In one of those moods where I just want to watch every single movie I own all at once #cantchoose

9. And sometimes you just need a BREAK from them.

Someone tell me what I should do with the rest of my life #cantdecide #needideas

10. Because the luxury of choices is more like absolute misfortune.

For someone as indecisive as I am, this is the most terrifying fortune it's possible to get.

With so many things out there to overthink, you deserve to go with your gut more. Choose between the Crispy Chicken Sandwich or the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger on the 4 for $4 Meal at Wendy's. Or just ask the cashier to choose for you. It's fine.