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12 Crazy Tweets That Will Make You Say, "Whoa"

Some of these tweets are nearly impossible to believe. It's also nearly impossible to believe you can get the Double Stack™ as an option in the 4 for $4** for a limited time at Wendy’s, but it's real. Very real.

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"Why's sand called sand?" "Cause it's in between the sea and the land." I'll never forget how much this spun me

Probably because ground rocks didn't have the same ring to it.

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The idea that your future self is watching you right now through memories is not sitting with me ok

"Dear future me... Are you proud?"

3.

If you lay on the ground on your back it's like the whole planet is your backpack and you're carrying it through space #showerthoughts

The world is your oyster? Nah, the world is your backpack.

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Mind blown: Female dragonflies fake their own death so unwanted suitors go away.

When in doubt, just dragonfly your way out of texting that guy back.

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It takes our brains 80 milliseconds to process information, so we are technically living in the past.

What is "real" if what's really in front of you already happened?!

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Just found out from a lecture that the word 'disease' means literally dis-ease, as in not at ease, mind blown

Granted disease and dis-ease are different words, but still makes you think.

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@AndrewBerkshire @MrSeanGordon Peanuts are not nuts. They are legumes.

If peanuts aren't nuts, what even are nuts?

8.

"Did you know that a strawberry is not a berry? And that a banana is? WHAT?!"

Literally everything you've ever learned is a lie.

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Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton #showerthoughts

Chew on that next time. Literally.

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The age old question has been answered. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Apparently 361.9237001 cubic centimeters per day.

Granted, not all woodchucks would chuck wood as fast or slow as other woodchucks would.

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The first photo was taken 202 years ago, 10% of all photos ever taken were taken in the last 12 months #Millennial

And if you factor in that a picture says a thousand words, well...it's a lot.

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The T. rex existed closer in time to the emergence of humans than to the extinction of the Stegosaurus.… https://t.co/MXO7T48xYW

A mere 67 million years ago. What even is time man?

Questioning what is real? One thing's for sure: You really can get the Double Stack™ as an option in the 4 for $4** for a limited time at Wendy’s.

**Meal includes 4-piece nuggets, small fry, and a small drink. At participating Wendy’s for a limited time. Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii.