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10 Reasons You Always Say Jalapeñyes To Jalapeños

Science. Jalapeño lovers rejoice! The new Jalapeño Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich at participating Wendy’s® for a limited time.

There's a tiny food fact that a few lucky people have realized: A meal without jalapeños isn't a meal worth eating.

1. Jalapeños originated from heaven and have been used to make food tastier since the dawn of time.

2. They are grown in giant fields and, when they are ready, they're plucked and washed and shipped straight to your stomach.

3. Anyone who jalapekñows anything about this spicy stick knows that the seeds are the hottest and most delicious part.

4. Jalapeños have an exotic taste and are enjoyed by every animal on the planet. Gorillas love to eat those sweet danger peppers on the reg.

5. They're incredibly versatile. Ask anyone who's ever had these cheesy jalapeño muffins:

  1. Do you like jala-puñ-os?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    OK. Fine.

6. Jalapeños are even good by themselves. Still...it couldn't hurt to throw some bacon on them.

7. The name "jalapeño" was coined by a merciful lava monster named "Hal."

  1. Are you sure you don't want a pun? Kinda feel like you do.

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    OK, sheesh.

8. Did you know they could be used as dessert? DID YOU?! LOOK!

  1. Sorry, btw.

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    For getting jalapeño business earlier. HAHAHA GOT YOU GOOD, SUCKER.

9. Scientists have done studies showing that food is much better with jalapeños baked into it.*

10. Overall, these little guys can make any meal tastier, more exciting, and help you improve brain function.*

¡Viva el jalapeño!

Jalapeño lovers rejoice! The new Jalapeño Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's® has all the spicy goodness you'll ever need.

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