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When you have figured out the key to happiness in life:
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When all you really want in life is to go back to the good ole days:
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When you don't need the internet to validate your love of bacon:
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When you're willing to test the boundaries for your bacon:
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When you understand that a love of bacon doesn't have to be rational:
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When you know the key to a good friendship is common interests:
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When you're ready to settle down because you found the most pure love in the world:
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When you aren't ashamed to share your love of bacon with the world:
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When you've never felt more inspired and encouraged and loved because of bacon:
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When you finally understand the meaning of sacrifice:
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When you've got your priorities in check and nobody can tell you otherwise: