1. Using the words college and university interchangeably.

2. Getting a snow day for this.

3. NOT using the metric system.
4. Having something called "Homecoming dances"...

5. Building STADIA (yes, the plural of stadium) for high school football teams.

6. Calling it "eighth grade."
7. And "FRESHmen year."
8. Freaking out about the SAT.
