2. You’ve never forgotten this news story...
4. This is your go-to party outfit...
5. You’re the kind of person who would bother to do this...
8. You still use the phrase ‘whoever smelt it dealt it.’
Have a sh!t sense of humour? Check out some of Britain's top comics - including Milton Jones, Lucy Porter, Helen Lederer and Arthur Smith – who have gone head-to-head to compete for the coveted award of telling Britain's Best Toilet Joke for WaterAid and World Toilet Day: It's no joke!
Watch and vote for all the toilet jokes here: www.wateraid.org/uk/itsnojoke
It's no joke! for the 2.5 billion people who don't have access to a toilet - this is no laughing matter. Sanitation is a serious issue that can be hard to talk about – so let's overcome our embarrassment and start talking toilets!
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