FOMO
noun
A form of social anxiety where you're concerned about an exciting or interesting event that may currently be happening elsewhere; acronym for "fear of missing out."
1. Your friends are posting the most fun photos...
2. ...but you've become a human snot pile.
3. Whenever someone posts beautiful food...
4. ...it just sounds completely repulsive.
5. (And soup is about all you can handle.)
6. Everyone seems to be having THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES...
7. ...your life? Your life is this:
8. Seriously, everyone seems to be partying...
9. ...but you only have the will to do this:
10. Even your cat — your boring cat who usually hates movement and joy — is having the time of her life...
11. ...and you barely had the energy to open the fridge.
12. Alas, there's not much you can do (besides give out some mad likes)...
13. ...and wait until you're feeling like your old self again.
