1. Any and all power tools.
2. Feats of strength...
3. ...and hand-eye coordination.
4. Weird backyard inventions.
5. Sundays on the couch watching football...
6. ...and making it through an entire game without injury.
7. "Dad faces" in photos.
8. Successful lessons in transportation.
Teaching your children how to get from point A to point B is a sacred duty of fatherhood.