1. Daniel Craig
He’s smiling because he has a computer strapped to his chest and it’s charging. Can you see the cord?
2. Leonardo DiCaprio
Not everyone has a smile that’s this built for strutting.
3. Anna Wintour
“You were totally right about devoting the entire evening to sequins, Anna.”
4. Robert De Niro
Shhh! You’ll scare it!
5. Ashley And Mary-Kate Olsen
They just heard the ringtone version of the “Gimme Pizza” song for the first time.
6. Sean Penn
Another day, another compliment on how good Sean Penn looks in a wetsuit.
7. Marilyn Manson
He’s just happy he finally got all that makeup off!
“Kanye’s 5 minutes away yaaaaaaay!”
9. Kristen Stewart
She might just be really tired here, we’re not sure.
10. Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy is having his first “meet cute” here.
11. Clint Eastwood
Actually, the sun is just in his eyes.