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13 Signs You Were Born An Influencer

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1. You are first to every new show.

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You know that show everyone loves? You were there first. I think you even saw the pilot before it aired... How do you even do that?

2. You start listening to an album, and – lo and behold – everyone starts listening to it six months later.

Someone has to break through that barrier, and that person, without fail, is you.
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Someone has to break through that barrier, and that person, without fail, is you.

3. Your dress sense is copied by all of your friends.

You started wearing army pants and flip-flops, so everyone else bought army pants and flip-flops.
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You started wearing army pants and flip-flops, so everyone else bought army pants and flip-flops.

4. And if you dislike someone else's outfit, they'll never wear it ever again.

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Be careful with this power you wield.

5. Even your mistakes can be brushed off as being ahead of the time.

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They're thinking, Wow... Maybe treading in dog muck is *cool*...

6. Everyone gravitates towards you at parties.

You're a veritable font of wisdom. (Plus you know where the good alcohol is stashed.)
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You're a veritable font of wisdom. (Plus you know where the good alcohol is stashed.)

7. People take pictures of you to the hairdressers and say "Do me one of those".

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It's a gift.

8. You use hashtags in a way that don't seem cheesy or desperate.

You're just a #thinkfluencer trying to do good in this wild-ass world, and you gotta spread the word however you can.
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You're just a #thinkfluencer trying to do good in this wild-ass world, and you gotta spread the word however you can.

9. You're the muse of like five different bands, on the DL.

They have that one song that is basically just your name repeated 55 times, and you find that quite flattering.
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They have that one song that is basically just your name repeated 55 times, and you find that quite flattering.

10. You hear it so often that you're no longer actually weirded out by the word "muse".

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What? Do you expect artists to create without divine (i.e. you) inspiration? Nuh-uh.

11. Everyone on social media holds off on making a decision on things until you've given the word...

...and when you do, the numbers come rolling in.
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...and when you do, the numbers come rolling in.

12. You don't feel the need to put "#entrepreneur" in your profile bio.

They just know.
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They just know.

13. People will literally cancel entire parties if you say that you can't come.

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"What? You're not coming? Well this party..." *pulls down huge banners, tips over drinks table* "...is ruined."

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