You Have Been Doing It All Wrong: Undressing

9 tips to do so.

You are running late again for the class/meeting. The heat is killing you and you know that the hoodie has to go off. As you try to take it off, the t-shirt lifts up and you feel the sharp looks of your colleagues. You remember that new years gym resolution of 2015 (and 2016 and 2017 and 2018)... sadly it never came true and the confidence is running away. You might want to avoid this situation after all and here are the 9 ways on how to do so in a classier style than you could think of:

1. BELT AROUND THE T-SHIRT

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Got that belt around your waist? Take it off (just don't get too kinky with it…) and wrap around your belly. Pull it up and the t-shirt will stay in place, while your hoody will go away. Just don’t forget to keep the belt tight in order not to lose the hype.

2. LET HER/HIM DO ALL THE JOB

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Put some teeth in that t-shirt and you are good to go. Just let HIM/HER bite in, while staying on the knees for the 100% success. Might want to take off that t-shirt later after all.

3. STICK IT WITH THE CHEWING-GUM

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Feel the tasteless gum in your mouth? After the 2 hours of chewing it should feel like that… Nevertheless, don’t throw it out just yet, as you might need to take the hoodie off in public. Stick the gum to your body, push the t-shirt firmly and lift of the jumper. The t-shirt should stay where it is, but you might consider throwing the gum out to avoid the annoying hair in your teeth.

4. SEXY SOCKS STRAPS

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Sock straps, there’s another good purchase in your life. Get all the sex you want and leave your t-shirt intact when needed. Just strap the t-shirt to the sock strap, and it should hold in place just fine. Makes it easier for the girls to undress and makes it harder for the boys to get it...

5. FIT YOUR T-SHIRT TO YOUR UNDERPANTS

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Got that branded overpriced underpants, but don’t have enough imagination how to show it off? Stick the t-shirt into those undies and be as proud as you can, while lifting off the hoodie. Strike a pose, for that Beckham look, as this might be the only chance to show your glorious underpants in the public.

6. A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED

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As this is a tip article, there should be at least one advice that would actually be realistic. And there it goes.. Just ask a friend to hold down your t-shirt while you undress. Works perfectly fine, but is by far the least exciting method of the article.

7. USE A MOUSE-TRAP

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Have you caught all the mouses from your house? Good, now throw out the dead bodies and put that trap for a better use. Strap the metal between the t-shirt and the pants, for a firm strong hold, while you pull of that hoodie. Might leave some spicy odor, but hey, at least the t-shirt stayed on, right?

8. GET YOUR T-SHIRT WET

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Another genius way to leave your t-shirt in place is by getting it soaking wet. Make it stick to that perfect body, while taking of the hoodie with no problems. That’s effective and refreshing at the same time.

9. NO T-SHIRT - NO PROBLEM

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And finally what about getting rid of the cause? No t-shirt - no problem!