1. The Heroic One
2. The Friendly One
3. The Relative
4. The Imaginary One
5. The Nerdy One
6. The Cheeseburger One
7. The Musical One
8. The Play on Words
9. The Machine
10. The Family Business
11. The Delicious One
12. The Blunt One (Get It?)
The real question, though, is how does your dealer have you saved in his phone...?
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