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Which "Spork" Are You 2.0?

Find out which "Spork" you are.

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  1. If someone fell on the street, what would you do?

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    cackle
    give them medical advice
    give a long hard look then proceed to walk away
    ask if you're all right and proceed from there
    be overwhelmed and then leave
    whip our an intense first aid kit and address wounds immediately
    snicker
  2. what would your senior superlative be?

    most likely to read the end of the book first
    most likely to wipe down the entire plane to avoid germs
    most likely to clean your room so that it looks aesthetically pleasing
    most likely to wear the next trendy item before it's trendy
    most likely to compete on the great British bakeoff
    most likely to break glass (ceilings or cups)
    most likely to be a grammar nazi
  3. what's your staple item of clothing?

    converse
    sundress
    leggings
    sanuks
    multicoloured bomber
    fancy pants
    jeans
  4. What's your staple makeup item?

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    eyeliner
    mascara
    highlighter
    bright colors
    bold liquid lipstick
    bb cream
    moisturizer
  5. favourite song?

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    All Star - Smashmouth
    Disney Sing-A-Long
    Whatever is in the Top 40
    Anything from Ragtime
    Chocolate - The 1975
    National Anthem
    Hotel California
  6. What's your Catch Phrase?

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    Goodnight Moon
    Motion of the Ocean
    Tragic
    Porqué no los dos?
    mmhm... gurl
    *shrieks*
    Rad
  7. What is your Pet Peeve?

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    When things are off center
    When people start talking about Politics
    When people think they're better then they are
    When people step on your toes
    Musicals
    The Patriarchy
    Injustice and Loukia
  8. What can we find you reading right now?

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    Shakespeare
    Murder Mystery Novels
    Dystopia Novels
    Contemporary Novels
    Psychology Books
    Young Adult Novels
    Historical, Non-Fiction Biographies
  9. What is something that you secretly love?

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    Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
    Power Rangers
    Coloring
    Religion
    Musicals
    Inappropriate Jokes
    Romantic Comedies
  10. What would you never be caught dead doing?

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    Yoga
    Paying over $100 for an item of clothing
    Singing off key
    Being off-book
    Skipping leg day
    Using the wrong fork
    Being affectionate
  11. What is your favourite movie?

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    Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc
    The A-Team
    Bad Moms
    Spongebob Squarepants Movie
    High School Musical
    Austenland
    Shawshank Redemption
  12. What will you be like the first semester of college?

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    going to every football game
    organising a bake sale while studying for a bio test while scheduling a lunch date while trying to make friends while trying to survive
    rushing a sorority
    expressing yourself
    becoming a style icon
    training for the olympics
    already being everyone's favourite (including two professors)
  13. Your friend texts you in the middle of the night about relationship problems, what do you do?

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    call them and talk for three hours
    sleep thought it but deal with it the following morning
    calm the situation down and then follow up the next morning
    answer the phone but eventually fall asleep
    crack jokes and make the friend feel better
    invite you over
    my phone's off
  14. What's in your bag right now?

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    first aid kit, gum, umbrella, phone, bullet journal
    purell, advil, candy/snack, book
    lip gloss, lip balm, acid reflux medicine, gum
    sunglasses, lipstick, book, extra pair of shoes
    I don't carry bags
    it's a go bag
    book, gum, headphones, lip balm, moisturiser, hat, bronzer
  15. How would you end up in prison?

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    Killing a mockingbird when they're protected under state law
    accidentally stealing something and turning yourself in
    I'm too good for prison
    Hard drugs
    Money laundering
    Homicide
    Assault
  16. If you could have lunch with anyone in history, who would you pick?

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    Lucille Ball
    Agatha Christie
    Jesus Christ
    Susan B. Anthony
    Sigmund Freud
    Rosalind Franklin
    Jack the Ripper
  17. Where will you be in 15 years?

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    I have no idea
    Working on my specialty
    On Broadway
    Having an epiphany
    Starting my own practice
    Winning an Olympic Gold Medal
    Working for the Government
  18. If you could move anywhere in the world where would you go?

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    London
    Italy
    New York City
    San Francisco
    Copenhagen
    New Zealand
    Portugal
  19. Favourite Animated Movie

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    Monsters Inc.
    Moana
    Inside Out
    Trolls
    Toy Story
    Storks
    Sausage Party
  20. Who do you want to get on this quiz?

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    Loukia
    Natasha
    Charlotte
    Victoria
    Katie
    Brigitte
    Kate

Which "Spork" Are You 2.0?

You got: Kathryn Patricia Coffey

U R A ⭐️. You are a shining star in all of our lives, and you're not afraid to let us know it. With a confident air and pitches pure as water, you are a powerhouse and a force to be reckoned with. Kylie fan and sorority girl extraordinaire, you never cease to blow us all away. We're sure to see your name in lights as glowy as your highlight one day!

Kathryn Patricia Coffey
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You got: Loukia Aydag

You are a ray of sunshine! Your mental age ranges from 2 to 42, and we love you at both ends of the spectrum. While sometimes your loud greetings are slightly jarring, you never fail to make us smile. From everyone's favourite pet peeve to hamptons mom, you're a beacon of light with tiny hands. Keep on rolling with the motion of the ocean bud!!

Loukia Aydag
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You got: Charlotte Albunio

Get it girl. Your niches are religion and Staten Island, and boy do you own them both with a unique and admirable style and flair. A voice that cannot be ignored, whether you're blowing us away on the stage or with a speech about feminism, your passion is inspired. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and you're always a great time. May the lord be with you always. (And with your spirit).

Charlotte Albunio
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You got: Natasha Lane

SISTER. You are the most underrated spork- but trust me gurl you are loved. You're the trendy one, the sporty one, the secret musical geek, and the aesthetic we all aspire to be. There's a heart of gold and comedic genius under that colourful bomber and white t-shirt, and we wouldn't change a thing about you.

Natasha Lane
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You got: Katie Semack

You are always right but nobody listens to you. Your kind and nurturing nature attracts people to you, and many of your friends look up to you for support, advice, and good times. You are a meme and a shrek slut. Nothing turns you on more than a brooding vampire and a sexy ogre. You bring a new meaning to “Shrek is Love, Shrek is life”. Though your cackle may startle some, your true friends enjoy watching you marvel in happiness.

Katie Semack
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You got: Victoria Rodrigues

You're everyone's favorito asshole. A cute charming Brazilian bombshell, you have a habit of sneaking your way into everyone's hearts. Despite your rough and tumble exterior, you have a heart of gold and you are an extremely caring person. You probably have a shrine to Matt Damon, and some questionable choices about what you want to name your kids. You're the dad of the group and wear some sweet hats, and make friends no matter where you go. Rad.

Victoria Rodrigues
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You got: Brigitte Harbers

May the good lord pity he who stands in your way. You are the definition of spunky and could take out an opponent in a heartbeat (and curtsy like a debutante after). Bookworm, Olympian in training, tiger mom, you have many titles but all of them add up to our favourite firecracker. You're passionate and not afraid to speak up for what you believe in, and you never let anyone stand in your way. Get it!!

Brigitte Harbers
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