1. This is The Don. Donnie Barko.
2. He’s a Brussels Griffon from London who loves poodles, rap music, fox poo, and judging basics.
3. He walks his humans, not the other way around.
4. Your fashion sense does not compete. I’m sorry. He’s not.
5. He knows crumbs on the beard means he’s well fed, not sloppy. You should know that, too.
6. He hates waiting for the weekend just as much as the rest of us.
9 to 5 just to stay alive
7. But he does love lurking, just like the rest of us.
One eye on the haters.
8. He knows it’s a new year, but we’re all the same us. Don’t lie.
He’s watching you. And he knows you got pizza instead of a kale salad last night.
9. This is his arch nemesis, Brenda the owl pillow. Otherwise known as basic Brenda.
Too close, Brenda, too close.
10. Don’t be basic like Brenda.
Or, do you. But don’t.
11. But most importantly, Donnie understands the inadequacies of this world.
12. Life, amirite?
13. And he thinks we should all take a second to be like this.
14. Just kidding, stay sassy my friends.
Side eye till we die.
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