Meet Donnie Barko: The Hero We All Need RN

This sassy pup is here to make the world a little less scary. Unless you’re Brenda.

1. This is The Don. Donnie Barko.

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2. He’s a Brussels Griffon from London who loves poodles, rap music, fox poo, and judging basics.

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3. He walks his humans, not the other way around.

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4. Your fashion sense does not compete. I’m sorry. He’s not.

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5. He knows crumbs on the beard means he’s well fed, not sloppy. You should know that, too.

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6. He hates waiting for the weekend just as much as the rest of us.

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9 to 5 just to stay alive

7. But he does love lurking, just like the rest of us.

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One eye on the haters.

8. He knows it’s a new year, but we’re all the same us. Don’t lie.

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He’s watching you. And he knows you got pizza instead of a kale salad last night.

9. This is his arch nemesis, Brenda the owl pillow. Otherwise known as basic Brenda.

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Too close, Brenda, too close.

10. Don’t be basic like Brenda.

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Or, do you. But don’t.

11. But most importantly, Donnie understands the inadequacies of this world.

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12. Life, amirite?

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13. And he thinks we should all take a second to be like this.

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14. Just kidding, stay sassy my friends.

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Side eye till we die.

15. You can follow the Don and his owners here.

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BYE!

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