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This is The Don. Donnie Barko.
He's a Brussels Griffon from London who loves poodles, rap music, fox poo, and judging basics.
He walks his humans, not the other way around.
Your fashion sense does not compete. I'm sorry. He's not.
He knows crumbs on the beard means he's well fed, not sloppy. You should know that, too.
He hates waiting for the weekend just as much as the rest of us.
But he does love lurking, just like the rest of us.
He knows it's a new year, but we're all the same us. Don't lie.
This is his arch nemesis, Brenda the owl pillow. Otherwise known as basic Brenda.
Don't be basic like Brenda.
But most importantly, Donnie understands the inadequacies of this world.
Life, amirite?
And he thinks we should all take a second to be like this.
Just kidding, stay sassy my friends.
You can follow the Don and his owners here.
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