1. Landline Phones
2. Sports Sandals With Socks
3. Fuzzy Sheepskin Boots
These are especially bad when worn with leggings that say something sassy on the butt.
4. Crimped Hair
5. Velour Tracksuits
6. Inflatable Furniture
7. Glitter Everything
8. Super-Long Fake Nails
9. Fanny Packs
Does anyone really need to carry their things in a pack around their waist?