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    Twitteratis Are Busy Making Kidnapping Jokes

    Twitter never amazes me. In no time a joke template gets viral and everyone is busy cracking jokes using the same template. Same thing happened again where Tweeps were busy making hilarious and funny jokes on getting kidnapped format. Here are few of those.

    Vishal Jain
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    Writer Thakur @IndianWriterV

    *Got kidnapped in a car Twitter people: Oye hoye, ye toh joke format mil gya..

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    Kewal @Spring_Dosa

    *Punjabi gets kidnapped in a car* *After 1 hour* *Punjabi uplaods music video on YouTube featuring kidnappers*

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    Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna

    •Gets kidnapped in a car• Me: aagey se left lele, seat belt nahi pehenna padega. Kidnapper: awww, Thanks man

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    Aditii🎀 @Sassy_Soul_

    *Dalit gets kidnapped in car* Dalit: aap dusri seat pe baitho ye seat meri hai.

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    bedardi raja @CopyWalaTweet

    *Bobby Deol Gets kidnapped in a car* Kidnapper: Abe ye kisko utha le aaye.

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    डि.के. @itsdhruvism

    *Gets kidnapped in a car* Me:Bhai weekend se pehle wapis mat chhodna.

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    Kewal @Spring_Dosa

    *Gets kidnapped in a car* Me : bhai 6ft height hai, mere pair nahi adjust hoge piche

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    Bruce Wayne @WaizArd20

    *Gets kidnapped in a car* Me~Bhaiya 90k extra maang lena mujhe iPhone lena hai.

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    Dr. Gill @ikpsgill1

    *Rahul Gandhi gets kidnapped in a car* RaGa : Is tarf se car 🚗 dalo, us tarf se aeroplane ✈️ niklega

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    Mojo @Singhlicious

    *Virat kohli gets kidnapped in the car* Suddenly gaadi ki average badh gayi.

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    P.R. @pr_akash_raj

    * gets kidnapped in a car * Me: Gaadi idhar kyu ruka rahe ho? Kidnapper(Former Ola driver): Shared booking hai sir.… https://t.co/8XDOPaWLEU

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    007 @James_Beyond

    *Modi gets kidnapped in a car* Modi : Mitro airport le chalo

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    Deputy @JhoothaChal

    Kidnapper : chup chap gaadi me baitho Marwadi : arey paidal hi chalte hain fuel bachega

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    Wajahat | وجاہت @LaughingBudhhu

    *Gets kidnapped in a car* Vadra: Bhai ye sb mera hi area hai

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    Sindhian! @vishy_vishal

    *Gets Kidnapped in Car* Me: Bhaiya Altaf raja ka koi bhi gaana baja dey *gives me the keys n walks away*

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    Devanshu 💯 @FameFucking

    *South delhi girl got kidnapped* She : Are yaar kam se kam gaddi to audi le k aate.

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    N. @Dabangg_Ladki

    Kidnappers planning to kidnap Sachin ~

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    Romz @RomanaRaza

    *Gets Kidnapped in Car* Me: Bhaiya Charger hai kya?

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    pinku @LEDtvn

    *Gets kidnapped in a car* Akshay Kumar : Long Drive Pe Chal Chal Chal, Long Drive Pe Chal Mere Naal Soniye, Ni Me… https://t.co/cWJ0c4fbVp

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    Kaabira. @KaabiraSpeaking

    *HR gets kidnapped in a car* "Bhaiya, koi reference hai toh mujhe forward karna please."

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    ☼ #BBC ☼ @babaBC

    *gets kidnapped* *returned to the parents* Kidnapper: iske khaane ke kharche humse nai ho pa rahe. Rakh lo isko bc

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