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    Jul 19, 2013

    Should President Obama Make R. Kelly The Secretary Of Homeland Security?

    This petition certainly thinks so.

    A group of concerned citizens is asking President Obama to consider R. Kelly (as opposed to Ray Kelly) for Secretary of Homeland Security.

    Frank Micelotta / AP

    Ray Kelly is the wack-ass NYPD Commissioner who has been heavily criticized for supporting stop-and-frisk policies that unfairly target people of color.

    Here's every reason why the security of our country should be placed in R. Kelly's capable hands.

    No arguments here, really.