Get ready, because you're about to learn the secrets of truly living well.
And thank fucking god for that, because I seriously didn't know how I was going to keep on going the way that I have been before I read the 70—70—tweets that make up Eat, Pray, Limp: The Wes Borland Guide To Love, Laughter, And Life.
For real, though? A lot of what he tweeted is useful/relatable in the bland way that horoscopes can be. It's weirdly soothing to be told things like this, albeit by a man who is creatively partnered with Fred Durst: