Let's begin with a celebration of Elton's endless collection of bonkers glasses.
By God, the SPECTACLES on this man!
He knows how to accessorize, both with brooches and people.
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Just LOOK at him casually outdressing both Marc Bolan and Ringo Starr, a task I thought impossible until I saw this photo.
He even outshone Miss Piggy!
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And was maybe the only person in history to do so.
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Even his most laid-back looks are effortlessly glamorous.
But lord knows he can also work the hell out of a silk bowtie.
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And again, THOSE GLASSES THOUGH.
Elton is literally the only person on Earth capable of making a fedora look cool.
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Warning: This is a professional on a closed circuit. Do not attempt this look at home.
And I mean, just try to take in every single thing happening here and try to argue that Elton isn't a golden god.
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Like, literally and figuratively. Look at him SHINE.
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You must admit, the man certainly has an eye for glitz...
...but also maintains an excellent sartorial sense of humor, as demonstrated in his legendary Donald Duck suit.
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My hero.
And don't even try to be all, "He was only stylish when he was younger!" BECAUSE YA WRONG.
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You see, our darling Rocket Man is a KNIGHT these days, so he has to dress a bit more conservatively now, is all.
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BEADING.
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And EVERYTHING about this suit is flawless, but the shoes! Especially breathtaking.
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We can take comfort in knowing Elton will never, ever leave his pink glitter days behind.
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Thank goodness, right?
The pictures have spoken: Sir Elton John is a legend. Let's just take one final second to bask in his stylish majesty.
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Oh, Elton. Your mere existence is a gift bestowed onto the whole wide world, and we really couldn't be more grateful for it.
