Let's begin with a celebration of Elton's endless collection of bonkers glasses. Via superseventies.tumblr.com By God, the SPECTACLES on this man! Via mercuranyc.blogspot.com He knows how to accessorize, both with brooches and people. Via take-it-as-it-come.tumblr.com Just LOOK at him casually outdressing both Marc Bolan and Ringo Starr, a task I thought impossible until I saw this photo. He even outshone Miss Piggy! Via do-you-like-rock.tumblr.com And was maybe the only person in history to do so. Even his most laid-back looks are effortlessly glamorous. Via glamtasticvoyage.tumblr.com But lord knows he can also work the hell out of a silk bowtie. Via superseventies.tumblr.com And again, THOSE GLASSES THOUGH. Elton is literally the only person on Earth capable of making a fedora look cool. Via theragmansroost.tumblr.com Warning: This is a professional on a closed circuit. Do not attempt this look at home. And I mean, just try to take in every single thing happening here and try to argue that Elton isn't a golden god. Via williemckay.tumblr.com Like, literally and figuratively. Look at him SHINE. You must admit, the man certainly has an eye for glitz... Via oldhirespublicityphotos.tumblr.com ...but also maintains an excellent sartorial sense of humor, as demonstrated in his legendary Donald Duck suit. Via topherchris.com My hero. And don't even try to be all, "He was only stylish when he was younger!" BECAUSE YA WRONG. Via tumblr.com You see, our darling Rocket Man is a KNIGHT these days, so he has to dress a bit more conservatively now, is all. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BEADING. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images And EVERYTHING about this suit is flawless, but the shoes! Especially breathtaking. Tim Whitby / Getty Images We can take comfort in knowing Elton will never, ever leave his pink glitter days behind. David Moir / Reuters Thank goodness, right? The pictures have spoken: Sir Elton John is a legend. Let's just take one final second to bask in his stylish majesty. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via veronicarvl.tumblr.com Oh, Elton. Your mere existence is a gift bestowed onto the whole wide world, and we really couldn't be more grateful for it.