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18 Examples Of Weird And Wonderful Band Merchandise

From weed grinders to Snuggies to condoms, these musicians went WAY beyond simple t-shirts and hoodies.

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1. Slayer holiday sweater

2. Kiss kasket

Dimebag Darrell was even buried in one! And for the low, low price of $3,299, you can be, too.
Via fanfire.com

Dimebag Darrell was even buried in one! And for the low, low price of $3,299, you can be, too.

3. Mastodon "asstodon" shorts

4. Wavves weed grinder

Pretty much the most on-brand merch ever.

Pretty much the most on-brand merch ever.

5. Weezer Snuggie

6. AC/DC grill mitt

If you like $30 oven mitts, you're in luck!
Via acdc.fanfire.com

If you like $30 oven mitts, you're in luck!

7. Ween coloring book

8. Feist music box

It plays "Mushaboom," which definitely wasn't twinkly and sweet enough already and totally needed to be music-box-ified for that to come across.
Via m.theglobeandmail.com

It plays "Mushaboom," which definitely wasn't twinkly and sweet enough already and totally needed to be music-box-ified for that to come across.

9. One Direction toothbrush and toothpaste

10. Morrissey pillowcase

For those accustomed to sleeping alone.
Via Flickr: roziewong

For those accustomed to sleeping alone.

11. Pixies cycling jersey

Like, WHY?
Via guardian.co.uk

Like, WHY?

12. "Weird Al" Yankovic trading cards

COLLECT THEM ALL!
Via nonsportupdate.com

COLLECT THEM ALL!

13. Tenacious D cum rag

14. Dr. Dre magnetic refrigerator poetry

For those who want to hang up particularly xxplosive grocery lists and chronic pictures of their nephew.
Via insound.com

For those who want to hang up particularly xxplosive grocery lists and chronic pictures of their nephew.

15. Rolling Stones skis

16. Justin Bieber shower curtain

There's no way of considering the existence of this thing that isn't at least somewhat skeezy.
Via toysrus.com

There's no way of considering the existence of this thing that isn't at least somewhat skeezy.

17. U2 condoms

18. And, of course, the Rammstein dildo kit.

They're molded from the real-life penii of Rammstein's band members. DILDO HAST MICH!
Via amazon.co.uk

They're molded from the real-life penii of Rammstein's band members. DILDO HAST MICH!

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