18 Examples Of Weird And Wonderful Band Merchandise

From weed grinders to Snuggies to condoms, these musicians went WAY beyond simple t-shirts and hoodies.

1. Slayer holiday sweater

Via slayer.backstreet-merch.com

2. Kiss kasket

Via fanfire.com

Dimebag Darrell was even buried in one! And for the low, low price of $3,299, you can be, too.

3. Mastodon "asstodon" shorts

Via backstreetmerch.com

4. Wavves weed grinder

Pretty much the most on-brand merch ever.

5. Weezer Snuggie

Via wisdombywoody.wordpress.com

6. AC/DC grill mitt

Via acdc.fanfire.com

If you like $30 oven mitts, you're in luck!

7. Ween coloring book

Via monsterfresh.com

8. Feist music box

Via m.theglobeandmail.com

It plays "Mushaboom," which definitely wasn't twinkly and sweet enough already and totally needed to be music-box-ified for that to come across.

9. One Direction toothbrush and toothpaste

Via guardian.co.uk

10. Morrissey pillowcase

Via Flickr: roziewong

For those accustomed to sleeping alone.

11. Pixies cycling jersey

Via guardian.co.uk

Like, WHY?

12. "Weird Al" Yankovic trading cards

Via nonsportupdate.com

COLLECT THEM ALL!

13. Tenacious D cum rag

Via s3.amazonaws.com

14. Dr. Dre magnetic refrigerator poetry

Via insound.com

For those who want to hang up particularly xxplosive grocery lists and chronic pictures of their nephew.

15. Rolling Stones skis

Via thecultofbrand.com

16. Justin Bieber shower curtain

Via toysrus.com

There's no way of considering the existence of this thing that isn't at least somewhat skeezy.

17. U2 condoms

Via lowtimespodcast.com

18. And, of course, the Rammstein dildo kit.

Via amazon.co.uk

They're molded from the real-life penii of Rammstein's band members. DILDO HAST MICH!