Did you know that Miss Piggy, in addition to being the greatest character on The Muppets, is also a total style and beauty icon?
Yes, I know she's a pig puppet. Yes, I still want to look just like her. JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE FOR A LITTLE and be open to all she has to teach, and by the end of this post, you too will yearn to emulate the stunning looks and confident charisma of the swankiest swine of all time. Because, really, no one compares to Miss Piggy.
Although Miss Piggy is especially into her own thickness, folks of all body types should know that nothing is more freeing or awesome-feeling than loving what you've got.
You know that adage about how friendships are kind of endorsements? Keep that in mind as you note this beautiful and complementary partnership between Elton John and MP. The lesson: Endorse people who add to your shine instead of trying to jock it or cut it down.
Feeling bored by your humdrum regular beauty routine? Why not wild out a little bit? Changing up your makeup and hair can make you feel like a brand-new lady (or sow, in this particular case). Miss Piggy clearly understands that having fun with your look is basically the whole point of wearing cosmetics.
5. Never let dieting obsess your brain or make you miserable—remember that thing about your body being gorgeous the way it is?
Finally, a plan that won't leave you hungry or craving your favorite foods! Unprecedented genius, no? Channel Miss Piggy and recognize that however you choose to eat is your business.
Whoa, I just realized that, according to this, I'm actually exercising right now! Thanks, Miss Piggy!
Whatever your own particular ones might look like.
Even when things are terrible, you at least look great.
When you're as confident as Miss Piggy, interesting people just want to be around you.
Don't be afraid to shine.
Beauty rest is clearly very important.
Obviously—how could someone as fabulous as you are not be?
Trust in yourself and the rest will follow.
Because this felt-and-glue pig is all you need to guide you how in looking totally divine, having the confidence to keep all eyes on you, and possibly ensnaring your own version of the frog prince of your dreams in the process.