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This boy who SPECIFICALLY requested argyle:
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This kid who has enough salad recipes already:
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This girl who finds her doll just a little too lifelike:
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This little kid who already knows he'll hate his gift just by weighing it...
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...and this slightly bigger kid who does the same thing:
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These brothers who requested a potato head toy and a 3DS:
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The last one to see Rudolph alive:
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These kids who somehow didn't ask for canned food and a sponge???
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This tiny tot who is done with physical media:
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This girl whose fairy makes a desperate escape for Neverland:
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This toddler whose first words were probably "Bah, humbug":
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This kid who lost a fortune:
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And this boy who accepts nothing less than four-ply:
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