1. The one where she wanted you to also feel her pain:
2. The one that made us learn how to make arroz:
3. The one that encouraged you to be autonomous:
4. This one she prolly picked up straight from a novela:
5. This classic:
6. The one where you knew she wasn't messing around:
7. When you and your sibling didn't help her clean, and she just had to shut it down:
8. The super-famous "NO ES HOTEL":
9. When she was mad, but you were trying to get on her good side again:
10. This one, which needs no introduction:
11. She's always shown pure mastery when it comes to forcing you to take care of your responsibilities:
12. We can't forget el: "Búscame que me vas a encontrar."
13. And the queen phrase of all verbosity and logic:
When it comes to comebacks, Mom will always win.
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